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caseedo
December 15th, 2007, 5:48:50 PM
By Raymond Lesser

Holiday season is upon us, but they're the same old holidays we've always been stuck with. Turkey and football. Tinsel and standing in line for an hour to see a fat, sweaty temp worker dressed in a red flannel suit. Noisemakers, champagne, and the year's first hangover. Isn't it about time to add some new celebrations to our repertoire? Here are a few ideas:
http://www.funnytimes.com/lesser/200512RL.php



Relative Trading Day
Make-up Birthday Festival
Art Project Day
National Nap Day
Free Parking Day
Alien Abduction Day
National Yard Sale Weekend