old fart banned from club for farting

[nehemiah]

A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.

Maurice Fox received a letter from Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton asking him to consider his actions, which "disgusted" members.

Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now."

He said he had to leave the club about three times a night.

In its letter to the retired bus driver, the club said: "After several complaints regarding your continual breaking of wind (farting) while in the club, would you please consider that your actions are considered disgusting to fellow members and visitors.

"You sit close to the front door, so would you please go outside when required. So please take heed of this request."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/7126973.stm

[JLB]

great stuff nehe!!!!! :rockon:

[SabresFan220]

Haha, who are they kidding? Half the old farts in there shit themselves and have no idea.

[г]

I was at a wedding on the weekend where they served the unholy trinity of flatulence, i.e. prime rib, broccoli and a few beers afterwards.

Lets just say there were more than a few folks pulling a Saddam Hussein, i.e. gassing their own people out on the dance floor.

[Gibby]

so that explains the stench in there, I thought it was the Torries