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nehemiah
June 26th, 2007, 10:54:26 AM
i ****ing love anti-feminists! you guys are total lunatics and it's awesome!

:rockon: FEMINAZIS!!!

Feminists cower in fear at the picture, the symbol, and the meaning of a strong father today. Actually atheists, Marxists, leftists, and liberals all do as well but with feminists it’s a particularly pronounced phenomenon. What a strong father represents to this time, life, and world has never been more underestimated and modern feminists have taken it upon themselves to attempt to eliminate the need for them all together.
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God intended fathers to play a particularly important role in the lives of their families. It is the traditional understanding of that role that modern feminists are fearful of.

God intended a father to perform two primary functions in his responsibilities for his family: provision and protection.

It is a truly manly attribute to go out and toil, to work, to provide for the sustaining means that a family is dependent upon to survive. This is not a reflection upon mothers who also have skills and who choose to work. It is no reflection upon their abilities to contribute to the prosperity of the home in general. But it is incumbent for clarity's sake to understand that the father was designed to do this. God made men physically stronger - and for many generations the need for stronger bodies with larger muscles, and thicker bones was for the express purpose of hard labor. Because men can not become pregnant and were not designed by their maker to carry unborn children within them it also seems logical that God intended them to be the steady partner of the home to work the non-stop calendar. As technology has changed the means by which provision is earned has also changed, but the designed intention of fathers has not.
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God also designed that same physical strength in a man for the purpose of protecting one's family. In more crude times such protection was very physical and the threats were very real. Beastly predators both man and animal caused the father to take on the necessary skepticism, awareness, and wisdom that would serve as a bulwark, literally shielding his family from the horrors that awaited. With today's technology protecting one's family is easier, but no less important. Fathers can and should take all precaution necessary to know who their children are spending time with - online and in person, what curriculum the local school board is planning on teaching, and even as a general rule of thumb - something as simple as being the one to answer the door at night when an unannounced guests rings the bell.

There was a time when etiquette was actually developed from the idea of serving as one's shield. For instance it is always proper for the man to walk on the side of the woman where the greatest possibility of danger may approach. Thus when parading down a street-side walk the man should walk closest to traffic - in the event that a car was to jump the curb the man would thus absorb the blow and possibly save the woman's life.

Opening doors, allowing women to proceed in front of them, assisting a woman up a flight of stairs, across a busy street, or escorting them to their side of an automobile are also simple symbolic gestures of manly protection.
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But there is another reason modern feminists reject a strong father today. It is rebellion against God - the ultimate father.
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Feminists wish to subvert God's plan, order, and instruction in order to create a world that they see as the ultimate reality. A reality that is made in their own image. Scripture refers to that as idolatry.

Thusly feminists have gone to great lengths to show fathers as bumbling idiot boobs in pop culture. Some have gone to great lengths to insist that fathers are completely unnecessary to the future of this world. Some scientists have gone so far as to now attempt to eliminate the need for men all together.
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/KevinMcCullough/2007/06/17/why_feminists_fear_fathers?page=full&comments=true


i have passed this article on to dr. freud - who has diagnosed kevin mccullough as having a tiny weiner.

Crinoline
June 26th, 2007, 11:03:21 AM
Interesting. So anyone who disagrees with you now has a 'tiny weiner'. Typical Liberal BS.

nehemiah
June 26th, 2007, 11:05:00 AM
Interesting. So anyone who disagrees with you now has a 'tiny weiner'. Typical Liberal BS.take it up w/ dr. freud.

Crinoline
June 26th, 2007, 11:12:19 AM
At least Shiva is entertaining. You on the other hand = FAIL.

nehemiah
June 26th, 2007, 11:12:51 AM
At least Shiva is entertaining. You on the other hand = FAIL.:rofl:

nehemiah touched a nerve.

kewl.

Crinoline
June 26th, 2007, 11:15:59 AM
Believe me, you didn't touch any nerve. Your posts are just garbage. You make Michael Moore seem like a conservative. Shiva puts forth meaningful arguments, attempts to make points. You just say 'Neener neener neener' and that's about it. Boring.

nehemiah
June 26th, 2007, 11:17:02 AM
Believe me, you didn't touch any nerve. Your posts are just garbage. You make Michael Moore seem like a conservative. Shiva puts forth meaningful arguments, attempts to make points. You just say 'Neener neener neener' and that's about it. Boring.:popcorn:

JLB
June 26th, 2007, 11:18:57 AM
Where's my ****ing popcorn?:popcorn:

Crinoline
June 26th, 2007, 11:23:49 AM
Where's my ****ing popcorn?:popcorn:

The box was dropped in the swimming pool and Carl ate it thinking it was a Baby Ruth.

Gilly
June 26th, 2007, 11:33:18 AM
Interesting. So anyone who disagrees with you now has a 'tiny weiner'. Typical Liberal BS.

qft, nailed it

JoeMama
June 26th, 2007, 1:46:43 PM
I'm honest about TDS; I have a t-shirt that warns girls ahead of time.

"Small hands. Small feet. I'm sorry."

shiva2999
June 26th, 2007, 3:09:59 PM
Believe me, you didn't touch any nerve. Your posts are just garbage. You make Michael Moore seem like a conservative. Shiva puts forth meaningful arguments, attempts to make points. You just say 'Neener neener neener' and that's about it. Boring.

Why should nehemiah be held to a higher standard than the rest of you guys?

SpikedLemonade
June 26th, 2007, 3:29:26 PM
So anyone who disagrees with you now has a 'tiny weiner'.


Or they are Southern Italian.

FamousAmos
June 26th, 2007, 5:21:56 PM
Interesting. So anyone who disagrees with you now has a 'tiny weiner'. Typical Liberal BS.

tiny wiener IS a bit adolescent.

uppy
June 26th, 2007, 5:26:57 PM
Why should nehemiah be held to a higher standard than the rest of you guys?

He can't ...we are the truth tellers,and all you boy's have is sophistries

nehemiah
June 26th, 2007, 5:42:20 PM
teenie weinie?

is that better?

i can't stop dr. freud from speaking the truth. i'm sorry it hurts the misogynists... but nehemiah's duty is to the truth.

FACT.

K-Gun
June 26th, 2007, 6:06:04 PM
The King Lives!

JLB
June 26th, 2007, 6:14:19 PM
The box was dropped in the swimming pool and Carl ate it thinking it was a Baby Ruth.

This cinderella tears in his eyes I guess former assistant grounds keeper soon to be Masters Champion.

He's got about 185 yds. he grabs an eight iron oh he got all of that one it's in the hole.

35Pete
June 26th, 2007, 6:19:09 PM
I believe wholeheartedly in equality. That said...

Feminists are nuts.

They take a good idea and instead of being happy with seeing it corrected, they get their BVDs all in a bunch and spend their every waking moment frothing at the mouth at how much they hate men.

Down bitch down! *Tossing her a milk bone*

NOW = National Organization of Wenches = NAG = National Association of Gals.

Green Lantern
June 26th, 2007, 10:04:49 PM
I thought women's libers are anti-Freud and claim he was a mysogynist.

Is it fair to use him in the same post?

Meathead
June 27th, 2007, 3:11:57 AM
it is always proper for the man to walk on the side of the woman where the greatest possibility of danger may approach. Thus when parading down a street-side walk the man should walk closest to traffic - in the event that a car was to jump the curb the man would thus absorb the blow and possibly save the woman's life.
this guy apparently hasnt seen the beefy bitches ive been plowing

http://www.liu.edu/cwis/CWP/library/african/west/fields2.jpg

deconstruction
June 27th, 2007, 3:21:45 AM
I thought women's libers are anti-Freud and claim he was a mysogynist.

Is it fair to use him in the same post?

Freud would probably say that the feeling of inadequacy is more related to a child's fantasy of his father's penis being gigantic in comparison to his own, rather than that actual size of the penis.

Anyway, the kind of sloppy shitty thinking in this article is what always gets the conservatives into trouble. How ridiculous.:nono: