Paris gets out early

[slowpokemcgee]

http://omg.yahoo.com/paris-hilton-released-from-l.a.-jail/news/646

Now if I remember correctly, the judge said she had to serve the full sentance. But of course the sheriff let her go early for "good behavior." Didn't she apparently try to kill herself in there by not eating? That isn't good behavior. Man do I hate the celebrity justice system.

[TRIPLE P]

This isn't celebrity justice. Most people serving time for something of this nature would get out early. Shes served her time.

[ckg68]

Yawn. So Paris is free.

WHO?

:censor:ING?

CARES?

Time for the celebrity press to find a new story to completely overcover.

It should take them about...what,2 days tops?

[JLB]

It is what it is bs.
Now she can get paid.
That's how it works right?

[TRIPLE P]

It is what it is bs.
Now she can get paid.
That's how it works right?

Get paid? Are you kidding? Any amount of money she makes from any pub generated from this will pale in comparision to the money she already has

[Lucidvizion]

Yawn. So Paris is free.

WHO?

:censor:ING?

CARES?


"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt

[JLB]

Get paid? Are you kidding? Any amount of money she makes from any pub generated from this will pale in comparision to the money she already has

Your right of course.
So she's got that going which is nice or is it hot.
She did promise not to act dumb anymore so that's pretty good.:burp:

[Gibby]

Yay Paris Hilton is out, you know whats sad: FOX, NBC (and its cable affiliates) ABC, CBS, and CNN have spent a great deal of their time discussing this skank. Its almost like there is nothing important going on in this country. Then again the news reports (for infotainment) what the people want to hear. So are we as a nation that stupid? That all we care about is what our celebs are doing? May God save us all.

[JLB]

Yay Paris Hilton is out, you know whats sad: FOX, NBC (and its cable affiliates) ABC, CBS, and CNN have spent a great deal of their time discussing this skank. Its almost like there is nothing important going on in this country. Then again the news reports (for infotainment) what the people want to hear. So are we as a nation that stupid? That all we care about is what our celebs are doing? May God save us all.

Paris is in France anyway. :rockon:

[slowpokemcgee]

Yay Paris Hilton is out, you know whats sad: FOX, NBC (and its cable affiliates) ABC, CBS, and CNN have spent a great deal of their time discussing this skank. Its almost like there is nothing important going on in this country. Then again the news reports (for infotainment) what the people want to hear. So are we as a nation that stupid? That all we care about is what our celebs are doing? May God save us all.

Yea between her, lohan and anna nicole still dominating some channels there's no room for news anymore.

[Crinoline]

I am so relieved. It was extremely stressful thinking of that poor girl locked behind bars. Hopefully I'll finally be able to sleep now.

[JLB]

You beat me to it I was about to say Thank God she's alright.:burp:

[Victor7]

Wonder how many cocks she's downed already ?

[Gilly]

funny thing is the procecuting attorny's wife was convicted of exact same this as Paris. she didnt go to jail thou. of course this comes out after it is all said and done.:smileymob:

[JLB]

Wonder how many cocks she's downed already ?

She had a pretty big smile on her face I'll go with 11. :burp:

[Victor7]

She had a pretty big smile on her face I'll go with 11. :burp:

I was thinking around that number as well, lets count'em !!

1 - 2 a couple of guards
3 - the warden
4 - random dude who visited his wife
5 - the guy that picks up the trash
6 - the driver of the car that picked her up
7 - her agent
8 - me :D
9 - pool boy
10 - boyfriend in turn
11 - **** buddy

yup I think you nailed it down :D

[JLB]

I was thinking around that number as well, lets count'em !!

1 - 2 a couple of guards
3 - the warden
4 - random dude who visited his wife
5 - the guy that picks up the trash
6 - the driver of the car that picked her up
7 - her agent
8 - me :D
9 - pool boy
10 - boyfriend in turn
11 - **** buddy

yup I think you nailed it down :D

http://www.nothinspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/paris-hilton-sucking.jpg

She's just warming up. :rockon:

[Green Lantern]

I wonder if her parents know that Paris is a boy's name.

[Meathead]

urgent message:

STOP WASTING BRAIN CYCLES ON PARIS HILTON

for the love of all thats unhorey

[35Pete]

Wonder how many cocks she's downed already ?
And how many liters of "man sauce" did she gobble?

[JLB]

http://www.nothinspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/paris-hilton-sucking.jpg

She's just warming up. :rockon:
Well whatever 33 oz.'s comes to in liters.

[jaymitch84]

I was thinking around that number as well, lets count'em !!

1 - 2 a couple of guards
3 - the warden
4 - random dude who visited his wife
5 - the guy that picks up the trash
6 - the driver of the car that picked her up
7 - her agent
8 - me :D
9 - pool boy
10 - boyfriend in turn
11 - **** buddy

yup I think you nailed it down :D

Hmm...maybe I'll stop by her house later and try to make myself 12...;)

[35Pete]

Hmm...maybe I'll stop by her house later and try to make myself 12...;)

I think her tummy might be full by now. Give her an hour to purge in the toilet unless there's still some room in the front and back.

[mighty peace warrior]

Wonder how many cocks she's downed already ?

that made me laugh