Sabres Game 3 Fake Shoutbox Thread...

[sukie]

:partysmilies: Have at it boys... Gotta switch gears from NFL to NHL... Adapt I say!!!!


100 Chips to the first two posters that post and rate the thread.

[sukie]

Comon Sabres chip whores... where are you?

[Papaduke]

I am a huge chip whore!

[BanditsRock11]

Me too.

[sukie]

Payment on the way... WHORES!!!!!!

[sukie]

You each got 200 chips cuz I was drunk and forgot the offer... Lucky you.. I deserve pos rep.

[Mamaduke]

WHOO HOO!!
Am i too late?? Can the 3rd poster get chips too??? lol

[Papaduke]

Sukie giving new meaning to the money shot

[sukie]

WHOO HOO!!
Am i too late?? Can the 3rd poster get chips too??? lol

We need a pick of a hot Bills Cheerleader and I'll accept it. We need a females perspective.

[JLB]

We need a pick of a hot Bills Cheerleader and I'll accept it. We need a females perspective.

Am I too late.:D

[JLB]

Kill The Rangers!!

[JLB]

Me too.

What did I miss it again.

[JLB]

You each got 200 chips cuz I was drunk and forgot the offer... Lucky you.. I deserve pos rep.

:partysmilies: :partysmilies:

[JLB]

Sukie giving new meaning to the money shot

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Go Sabres!!

[Papaduke]

They are chatting in the SabresInsider chat room if you prefer the real time stuff.

[daryls61]

Lets go Buffalo!

[sukie]

Miller first save is on Jagr.

[sukie]

WOW RAV line putting on pressure.

[sukie]

Avery In The Box!!!!!!!!

[treydawg]

Avery In The Box!!!!!!!!

You sound surprised! :D

[sukie]

100 chips for treydawg

[Bay Side]

Kill it off!!!!

[sukie]

High stick... Sabres on the PK face off in Rags zone.

[sukie]

Awesome Miller time... Speaking of Miller time... i need another Miller.

[Bay Side]

Damn,..........Miller!!!!!!!!!!!

[sukie]

Great shot by Kotalik... Henrik with the save.

[Bay Side]

4th line lookin' good!

[sukie]

jshramek got 100 chips as the #2 poster during whoring time.

[bozman949]

Rangers gave us everything they had, came up with nothing - now time for us to take the momentum

Also - Adam Mair is playing REALLY well

[bozman949]

Off sides, fick

[sukie]

7-4 SOG Rangers. 9:09 remaining

[twosheds]

Finally a game that's not in the middle of the night, and no broadcast here. Hmmpf.

[sukie]

Twoshae4ds... do me a favor and update the insider with a story on our 4th round RB pick.

[sukie]

WOW good action...

[sukie]

Penalty Rangers...

[twosheds]

I'm looking for something.

[sukie]

Broken stick by Vanek on the PP

[sukie]

Sabres Penalty... 1:39 to go... Sabres will end the period short.

[bozman949]

Ferraro & Hull are kissing the sabres butts, is something wrong in the universe?

[Bay Side]

Period 2 is ours!!!!!!!!!

[Drury23]

where is my shoutbox?

[bozman949]

I believe Vanek has broken 2 sticks so far

[Drury23]

I cant stand for this ghetto shoutbox

[stevesy]

Campbell to Max there with about 4 minutes left would have been wonderful.

[Bay Side]

damn, no Thanks or Groans either!!

[stevesy]

****. Miller should have had that and/or Kalinin should have had the awareness to look behind Miller.

[bozman949]

yeah that trip was after the whistle

[Bay Side]

how was that not atleast roughing???????????????**** these refs!!!!!!

[Denverbillsfan]

Where is all the hitting???

[stevesy]

We gotta step it up. Getting physically worked out there and our players are feeling the pain right now.

[Denverbillsfan]

These ***** announcers. You would think the Rags were the Presidents Cup winners and best team in the league.

[stevesy]

Come On.

[seandelevan]

Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick!

[bozman949]

No Goal! Hahaha!

[Matt]

No goal. Jesus Christ though.

Does NBC like the Rangers a little bit or what?

[Matt]

Well the New York media has their excuse for the day, now let's get this thing going.

[Matt]

Nice damn save, Lundqvist.

Emrick nearly orgasms everytime the Rangers get a 3-on-2...

[Matt]

I don't understand these announcers. We're playing wide open hockey. The crowd is loud. That doesn't mean our team isn't emotional. There is very one-sided commentating.

[Matt]

Demi-god and greatest hockey player of all-time, Jaromir Jagr, commits an infraction.

"That's the right call, Ed, whether you like it or not."

Why the hell should it matter if the NBC color commentator likes it or not?

[Matt]

Well you certainly can't say we're not getting enough opportunities to even this up.

[treydawg]

Jesus, the Sabres powerplay is awful.

[Bay Side]

Was that Jagr crying............really looked like it after that last penalty!!!!!!

[Matt]

Jesus, the Sabres powerplay is awful.

We're getting a few chances, we're just not banging them home. If we can keep applying pressure on them in both zones, the Rangers will be very undisciplined and we'll inevitably bang one home.

[Matt]

Now THAT was a bad powerplay.

[Matt]

Emrick and McGuire aren't TOO bad, this color commentator might be wearing a Rangers jersey in the booth, though.

All we have to do is win the 3rd period.

[Wing Eater]

since Brett Hull is so concerned about getting calls right I say he should say that his goal was indeed...NO GOAL!

[Matt]

"Could you have kicked a football with that motion?" - Ferraro

"Are we playing football?" - Hull

haha

[smashingt2312]

We've got to shake up the pp, get new lines, something. We should have at least 2 goals off of the pp.

[Matt]

Lundqvist makes a lot of saves look harder then they are.

[Matt]

Teppo! Heady play.

[sukie]

Teppo was awesome on that one.

[Sabres244]

need one here

[Matt]

It's gotta be now!

[Matt]

Yes! Hell Yes!

[sukie]

:goal: Danny from Connolly and Campbell

[Matt]

Zubrus with the winner, I'm calling it.

[Matt]

We've gone from rolling four lines to playing just one!

[Matt]

Is it possible that the ice in MSG is actually WORSE then at HSBC?!?

[Matt]

Sometimes it seems like Jaromir Jagr wants to lose.

[Matt]

Sean Avery feels games.

[Ralonzo]

Could Avery sound more like a homo when he speaks?

[Matt]

Brett Hull doesn't like Barbaro apparently

[twosheds]

What? Is it over? cnnsi.com doesn't update.

[stevesy]

I love Brett Hull right now.

[Matt]

Do Hull and Ferraro genuinely dislike each other? It sometimes seems like it.

[Matt]

What? Is it over? cnnsi.com doesn't update.

Intermission before overtime.

[twosheds]

Intermission before overtime.

Aww. Sukie fooled me.

Edit: No, I'm just stupid. Wrong thread.

[Matt]

Ed Olczyk is a douche-bag.

[stevesy]

Ferraro is an ass. He justifies that the no-goal should have counted just because he thinks that players should be allowed to do whatever it takes to get the puck in the net. You can't say it should be allowed just because you don't like the rule. Stupid ****.

[Ralonzo]

Brett Hull doesn't like Barbaro apparently

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[Matt]

Does Teppo have any grandchildren?

[sukie]

I love Overtime... My wife can't bitch about quantity consumed.

[stevesy]

Max has played well today. I'd love to see him get the winner.

[Matt]

Ed Olczyk masturbating to the Ranger forecheck in the booth.

[Matt]

Penalty to the Rangers, hooray. Miller standing on his head again.

[Matt]

Marek Malik in the sin bin.

He's Rangers fans favorite player!

[Matt]

Shoot the puck in, how many times does it take to understand this?!

[Matt]

We are literally less effective on the Power Play then 5 on 5.

[bozman949]

our pp blows

[sukie]

Shitty PP... Sheesh.

[Matt]

I seriously think that Ed Olczyk's personal relationship with Jaromir Jagr should prevent him from doing commentary in New York Rangers games.

[sukie]

My Buffalo originated Molson Canadian is awesome.

[sukie]

Yikes OT is making me drink too much.

[Matt]

Numminen is out of gas, we need to swing five defensemen I think.

If the Rangers win this game, I hope to god Jagr nor Avery are on the ice for it. Or it will be the most vivid and obvious performance of on-air fellatio you will ever see.

[Matt]

Shit. Shit shit shit.

This could be game.

[bozman949]

that call was BS

[sukie]

And the crowd goes wild... Sabres Penalty.... Let's go PK units.

[bozman949]

Rozival has been the best player on the ice all night

[bozman949]

if avery scores I'll be pissed off

[sukie]

Bills just picked a DE... Ah You... That's the name... No Shit.

[Matt]

that call was BS

The Rangers have been politicking for a call all game, and basically all series. It's pretty obvious that they have a reputation in the league for being diver's and cheap-shot artists, but eventually the dives are going to fool somebody. They bought one there, we need to see through it, is all.

[Matt]

Good play by Shanahan, Connolly was a little too patient there. Penalty on Tallinder! ****!

[bozman949]

Goddamnit!

[bozman949]

C'mon Hank

[Matt]

Olczyk played with Jagr on Pittsburgh and for the Rangers. It's no wonder.

[Matt]

Breakaway opportunity if we win the face-off. Win it and fire it down the ice!

[FamousAmos]

lets hold em off like an older brother holding the head a fightin youngster

[Matt]

Good play by Rosival. This has been a Heavyweight fight of an overtime. Gotta commend the Rangers, they're playing a hell of an extra frame.

[FamousAmos]

posted by roy!

[Matt]

Oh my god?!?! Was that in!!?!

[bozman949]

THE POST! WOW! jeez game of inches!

[Matt]

Review it! Review it! Review it!

[FamousAmos]

reviewable?

[Matt]

Nice angle douche-bags. Show the overhead?

[bozman949]

We're gonna win this game.

[FamousAmos]

no...just a trigger happy goal lamp lighter

[Ralonzo]

Wasn't in. It was maybe 1/8" away, that's it.

[FamousAmos]

i think our sabres are getting their legs back lol in double overtime. They need a new source of motivation

[FamousAmos]

Ray ferraro is annoying. does that make me anti-canadian?

[Matt]

Hull doesn't like Ferraro.

[Matt]

We've had a lucky game. That is either an omen for this game or the playoffs.

[bozman949]

I'd like to comb Brett Hull's hair with a sledge hammer.

[Matt]

Hull is funny for being the most ego-driven hockey player I've ever seen. I like him on the screen. If I was his teammate or another player though, I'd probably try to kill him.

[bozman949]

Hull should sit in a dryer with Magic Johnson and a ream of razor wire.

[Matt]

You know who Briere is like, Ray Ferraro? YOU. Except better.

[twosheds]

Finish the Rangers, dammit, I can't stay up forever.

[bozman949]

I'd like to brush Bret Hulls teeth with a mallett

[FamousAmos]

Clement-"All I now is that the next goal is going to be a big one."

You nailed it big guy

[Matt]

Hull should sit in a dryer with Magic Johnson and a ream of razor wire.

Just because he defends his goal you can't hate him. What's he supposed to do? Turn his back on a city and franchise he played for (The Stars) to admit that a wrong call was made? If I was him, I'd probably take the same approach -- call it a goal, have some fun with it, do it with a little bit of bravado.

He's been fair about this game all day, which is more then you can say for about 75-80% of the NBC broadcasting crew.

[Matt]

Clement-"All I now is that the next goal is going to be a big one."

You nailed it big guy

Better then Emrick who was stroking Jagr about his 4 career playoff-OT goals and then an "oh yeah, Drury has 4, too."

And then less then two minutes later Emrick incorrectly states that Drury as 14 playoff-OT goals and has to correct himself.

I miss Gary Thorne.

[FamousAmos]

I agree Matt, as much as Hull caused us pain in the past, he's not exactly a dick like Roenick is. Exactly. What is he gonna say. Sorry Buffalo, I ruined all of your dreams of becoming a bona fide championship city. Aw shucks, I wish I didn't score that goal and made millions and won the cup for the city I palyed in.

Boz, my beef is with the NHL, not Brett Hull.

[Matt]

I'm very nervous when Teppo Numminen is on the ice in this territory. He's two or three steps behind now (not just one) and they had to baby him through the end of regulation, let alone the first over time. If we win this game (which I don't have a great feeling about at the moment), we should give Numminen a breather and let Paestch play in game 4. Not a punishment for bad play or anything, but because I'm beginning to get genuinely concerned that Teppo is too old to be playing this much, this late in the season.

[HURLS]

this is gay.

[Matt]

Watermelon, Sandwiches, Bananas...

The Sabres might win, they might lose. But no matter what, they're going to be very constipated.

[FamousAmos]

Better then Emrick who was stroking Jagr about his 4 career playoff-OT goals and then an "oh yeah, Drury has 4, too."

And then less then two minutes later Emrick incorrectly states that Drury as 14 playoff-OT goals and has to correct himself.

I miss Gary Thorne.

I know. Clement is decent. He tries to balance the discussion out.

[sukie]

Hurls What is gay...? you asking 244 to dress up like NJSue?

[FamousAmos]

numminen wont want to sit down for the next game. but paetsch is a good option.

[Matt]

What they need is Gatorade.

At BG I played in a racquetball league, and was pretty dominant with the exception of one guy who always destroyed me. (Isn't that always the case?)

At the end of the season when I asked him what he did to play me so well he held up a half-empty bottle of Gatorade and said "Electrolytes".

[sukie]

OT #2 Any Cyber Cuggers?

[Matt]

Sabres244 is like the Cindy Sheehan of the Buffalo Range.

[FamousAmos]

whats the opinion on the commentators? fair and balanced, or biased towards one team?

[Matt]

Briere is inarguably NBC's Sabre baby.

[FamousAmos]

I need this game to be over so I can do some hw. no mo beer for famous :-(

[Matt]

whats the opinion on the commentators? fair and balanced, or biased towards one team?

Kind of like FOX. A claim of fair and balanced with an obvious slant toward the big money guys from the right.

[FamousAmos]

Kind of like FOX. A claim of fair and balanced with an obvious slant toward the big money guys from the right.

zinger

[Matt]

"Subtle contact"? Suck a dick.

He took a run at Miller there. God this team is cheap.

[Matt]

Now I'm getting upset. Rangers deserve an academy award these last thirty-five minutes.

[sukie]

Penalty... Roy hauled down Avery.

[Matt]

Nice, no Power Play clock.

Tremendous production here, morons.

[Matt]

Emrick ignores Hecht's interception and gives credit to the Rangers coming back to clean up their own mess. Beautifully objective.

[FamousAmos]

dont really care the lack of objectiveness of the commentary

[Matt]

How is that not a hooking penalty? Jagr falls over and they get a call in the first. These referees are consistent today: Consistently bad. For both teams.

[FamousAmos]

the refs let several calls go in the third to benefit buffalo

[Matt]

dont really care the lack of objectiveness of the commentary

What...?

[Matt]

the refs let several calls go in the third to benefit buffalo

Yeah, the referees have been outrageously inconsistent for both teams this game. This is the first game where I think a team (Rangers) would have a tangible beef if they lost.

[sukie]

PP sAbres... Let's go goddamnit...


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[Matt]

This almost has the potential to be a handicap for us the way our Power Play is going today. lol

[twosheds]

The equaliser fell during a power play, didn't it? They just needed a few.

[Matt]

Beautiful set-up to Spacek.

[Matt]

The equaliser fell during a power play, didn't it? They just needed a few.

Yeah, but as you can see we're still being pretty sloppy on the PP. Not chipping it or shooting it in still for some reason. Let's make the best of this 40 seconds here!

[Matt]

It almost sounds sometimes like they say "Mair" for "Mara" and "Mara" for "Mair."

Average Power Play overall. No complaints.

We gotta be a little stronger on Jagr down low.

[sukie]

are we looking at OT 3?

[twosheds]

I won't stay up for that. I'll have to check the score tomorrow then.

[Matt]

Teams are starting to look tired. These aren't the Canucks after all!! Winning goal is gonna come sooner then later...

[twosheds]

That is, today.

[Matt]

Holy crap? I thought that went in. Whoa!

[twosheds]

There don't seem to be many shots on goal, though.

[bozman949]

How was that not holding on 23 of the rangers on Drury?

[bozman949]

Fudge

[Matt]

Shit. Good game Rangers!

[bozman949]

that blows, but the rags deserved that game - we played like ass

[bigdog72ny]

crappy effort by the sabres

[Matt]

I don't think you can say much other then the way the Rangers played today, they deserved that win.

[sukie]

Oh well...looks like we win the series at home.

[bigdog72ny]

there not the better team, sabres think they can just show up and win games without trying. better get it through there heads you have to give 100% in the playoffs.

[smashingt2312]

We have to get our power play straightened out. Pathetic.

[Matt]

We have to get our power play straightened out. Pathetic.

On the bright side, they've pretty much ropadoped us these past two games and have only scored 2 in each.

[sukie]

It's going as planned Lose one ot he road and win in the retro unis.

[anEinherjer]

Sukie: Nice.

2 goals per game will not win the series for the Rags. We didn't expect to go 16-0 did we?

[sukie]

Nope... We'l actually come out pissed off next game.

[JLB]

Let's win game 4 and clinch it at home.
GO SABRES!!
Can't blame Miller.

[sukie]

Comon... I want to win each series at home... The B-Lo fans deserve it.

[Ralonzo]

Game 5 revenue to help sign Drury & Vanek long term... it's all part of the plan