Meathead
April 28th, 2007, 6:39:36 AM
on friday april 27 at 1:20 PM the honorable judge meathead rendered the following decision:
the rangers realize 0-2 will be close to a death nell for them so expect to see a highly inspired team. they will leave it all on the ice and come out with a hard fought victory, something like 3-2
after further deliberation the judge has decided to ammend his ruling
pursuant to statute 2177b of the uniform hockey gods code judge meathead has determined that the
RANGERS
GOT
PWND
and thus are not subject to the terms of the original verdict
furthermore judge meathead recognizes that the sabres followed his third period instruction to the letter when he directed them as follows:
weve all seen the sabres turn it on this year so we know they can do it
so just do it
in lieu of this judge meathead has formally declared
THIS
TEAM
ROX
and as such is granted relief from having to lose a game in ny in order that the judge can attend game five. although not a formal requirement, judge meathead has advised that in the interest of premeditated sweepage the sabres attempt to win the next two games
so has ruled judge meathead, so it shall be
the rangers realize 0-2 will be close to a death nell for them so expect to see a highly inspired team. they will leave it all on the ice and come out with a hard fought victory, something like 3-2
after further deliberation the judge has decided to ammend his ruling
pursuant to statute 2177b of the uniform hockey gods code judge meathead has determined that the
RANGERS
GOT
PWND
and thus are not subject to the terms of the original verdict
furthermore judge meathead recognizes that the sabres followed his third period instruction to the letter when he directed them as follows:
weve all seen the sabres turn it on this year so we know they can do it
so just do it
in lieu of this judge meathead has formally declared
THIS
TEAM
ROX
and as such is granted relief from having to lose a game in ny in order that the judge can attend game five. although not a formal requirement, judge meathead has advised that in the interest of premeditated sweepage the sabres attempt to win the next two games
so has ruled judge meathead, so it shall be