Matt
April 27th, 2007, 10:53:45 PM
Notes and thoughts from Game 2 of the Sabres second series of the post-season! :) Hip, hip hooray!
- Hey Max Afinogenov -- Just curious after you got launched in the first period: how's next week looking? What's the weather like? Did you pack a lunch?
- Is Zubrus a hockey player or a god damned cruise missile? This gangly, rabies-infested friggin' giraffe just javelin's his head into random things including players, walls, pucks and glass.
- Jim Lorentz, you are my favorite color commentator in the world. But you have gone senile. The Rangers didn't play the Calgary Flames in the first round. Thomas Vanek hit the cross-bar on his dynamic play in the second. Jaromir Jagr wasn't even on the ice when he was the focal point of one of your explanations.
- You know what the difference between Sean Avery and Jenna Jameson is? JAMESON SUCKS A LITTLE LESS. ROOFLEDONGWAFFLEWOOLMAOFMLMOL.
- Isbister, you're ****ing annoying. **** off. You're like that guy in the pick-up basketball games who always delivers that extra elbow or six after the play is over. Unlike Avery, who will just tell you your mother is ugly, or something, and then do a five-star dolphin flip onto the ice, you are really freaking obnoxious because you touch people. As Sabres244 said after his trip to Long Island: "Say whatever you want to me. But don't TOUCH ME!"
- Guy Incognito doesn't come onto this web forum at night. That's his explanation anyway. Probably to avoid the lynch mobs awaiting his presence. Hey, you know who you remind me of?
http://www.crashcribbage.com/images/iraqmoi.bmp
This guy! Remember him? "Everything is fine." with the US tanks rolling around Baghdad streets behind him, as he said it? That's you. That's what you sound like.
I, on the other hand, prescribe to another great Middle Eastern hero's methodology of thinking. And I like to apply it to what we're doing to the New York Rangers. Who am I thinking of? Why, the Iron Sheik of course!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/06/Isheik.jpg/200px-Isheik.jpg
"We break your back, **** your ass, make you humble."
- Ryan Miller is, quite obviously, the greatest thing since sliced bread. Here are some quotes from my fellow comrades on Ryan Miller's performance:
"Ryan Miller made 326 saves tonight, all while breast-feeding an infant, delivering a litter of puppies, reading the newspaper and ending the war in Iraq. I was impressed. He looked a little tired, though. Conklin, Sunday?" - smashingt
"It's pretty clear that Ryan Miller is all-world now. In fact, wait, no, All-Universe. Ryan Miller is the best goalie on Neptune. In past lives he fought and won in the Crusades, birthed Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris and got to meet Teddy Bruschi." - Connolly19
- I didn't seem to think it was a huge ordeal that Ruff had after the game, but WGR is making it seem like a Ron Artest incident. Apparently, after the camera's went off, Lindy Ruff climbed into the stands post-game and pummeled a small child to death with a hockey stick.
- Nevermind, turns out the small child was just Sean Avery.
- What's so great about Jaromir Jagr, exactly? He just sort of coasts around, playfully stickhandling, throwing his ass into people on occasion and taking limp-wristed floaters from 20 feet out.
- Derek Roy is a Gregg Williams type of athlete. He won't do A because that's too obvious, won't do B because they'll be expecting that also, can't do C so he tries to do D and by the time he figures it out there's an odd man rush going the other way. I love the guy to death because he represents little guys everywhere but holy Jesus.
- The fans were much less drunk and camera-crazy tonight, hooray. One exception, the guy with the maroon polo tucked into his Old Navy khakis in the front row of the left side of the rink that kept hugging the glass like a spider monkey. If I ever get to sit rinkside, I'm going to throw containers of baked beans at anyone who even touches the glass. Ever.
- Tim Connolly is apparently going to break the trend of playoff beards by being absolutely certain that he has not only no whiskers, but no hair on any fiber of his body for the entirety of the playoffs. Spooky.
- Goat of the Night: Maxim Afinogenov. This is your brain. ":)!!!"
This is your brain with the hockey puck.
"Oh boiz, comrades. I got the pucksies, hooray. I go in across the line now, and in, no, out, no, up, no down. Circle circle circle?! Pass! Shoot! What? Who. Where?!? Mother Russia!!! Up down left right in out up down. Shoot, no just kidding. He passes, no circles, off the boards to myself yesssss. Skate skate skate skate skate, stop back forth in out up down left right up down left right. BACK TO THE POINT!!! No one is there?!? Where is my point man?!?"
MAX: THEY DIED OF ****ING BOREDOM.
Have a good night.
- Hey Max Afinogenov -- Just curious after you got launched in the first period: how's next week looking? What's the weather like? Did you pack a lunch?
- Is Zubrus a hockey player or a god damned cruise missile? This gangly, rabies-infested friggin' giraffe just javelin's his head into random things including players, walls, pucks and glass.
- Jim Lorentz, you are my favorite color commentator in the world. But you have gone senile. The Rangers didn't play the Calgary Flames in the first round. Thomas Vanek hit the cross-bar on his dynamic play in the second. Jaromir Jagr wasn't even on the ice when he was the focal point of one of your explanations.
- You know what the difference between Sean Avery and Jenna Jameson is? JAMESON SUCKS A LITTLE LESS. ROOFLEDONGWAFFLEWOOLMAOFMLMOL.
- Isbister, you're ****ing annoying. **** off. You're like that guy in the pick-up basketball games who always delivers that extra elbow or six after the play is over. Unlike Avery, who will just tell you your mother is ugly, or something, and then do a five-star dolphin flip onto the ice, you are really freaking obnoxious because you touch people. As Sabres244 said after his trip to Long Island: "Say whatever you want to me. But don't TOUCH ME!"
- Guy Incognito doesn't come onto this web forum at night. That's his explanation anyway. Probably to avoid the lynch mobs awaiting his presence. Hey, you know who you remind me of?
http://www.crashcribbage.com/images/iraqmoi.bmp
This guy! Remember him? "Everything is fine." with the US tanks rolling around Baghdad streets behind him, as he said it? That's you. That's what you sound like.
I, on the other hand, prescribe to another great Middle Eastern hero's methodology of thinking. And I like to apply it to what we're doing to the New York Rangers. Who am I thinking of? Why, the Iron Sheik of course!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/06/Isheik.jpg/200px-Isheik.jpg
"We break your back, **** your ass, make you humble."
- Ryan Miller is, quite obviously, the greatest thing since sliced bread. Here are some quotes from my fellow comrades on Ryan Miller's performance:
"Ryan Miller made 326 saves tonight, all while breast-feeding an infant, delivering a litter of puppies, reading the newspaper and ending the war in Iraq. I was impressed. He looked a little tired, though. Conklin, Sunday?" - smashingt
"It's pretty clear that Ryan Miller is all-world now. In fact, wait, no, All-Universe. Ryan Miller is the best goalie on Neptune. In past lives he fought and won in the Crusades, birthed Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris and got to meet Teddy Bruschi." - Connolly19
- I didn't seem to think it was a huge ordeal that Ruff had after the game, but WGR is making it seem like a Ron Artest incident. Apparently, after the camera's went off, Lindy Ruff climbed into the stands post-game and pummeled a small child to death with a hockey stick.
- Nevermind, turns out the small child was just Sean Avery.
- What's so great about Jaromir Jagr, exactly? He just sort of coasts around, playfully stickhandling, throwing his ass into people on occasion and taking limp-wristed floaters from 20 feet out.
- Derek Roy is a Gregg Williams type of athlete. He won't do A because that's too obvious, won't do B because they'll be expecting that also, can't do C so he tries to do D and by the time he figures it out there's an odd man rush going the other way. I love the guy to death because he represents little guys everywhere but holy Jesus.
- The fans were much less drunk and camera-crazy tonight, hooray. One exception, the guy with the maroon polo tucked into his Old Navy khakis in the front row of the left side of the rink that kept hugging the glass like a spider monkey. If I ever get to sit rinkside, I'm going to throw containers of baked beans at anyone who even touches the glass. Ever.
- Tim Connolly is apparently going to break the trend of playoff beards by being absolutely certain that he has not only no whiskers, but no hair on any fiber of his body for the entirety of the playoffs. Spooky.
- Goat of the Night: Maxim Afinogenov. This is your brain. ":)!!!"
This is your brain with the hockey puck.
"Oh boiz, comrades. I got the pucksies, hooray. I go in across the line now, and in, no, out, no, up, no down. Circle circle circle?! Pass! Shoot! What? Who. Where?!? Mother Russia!!! Up down left right in out up down. Shoot, no just kidding. He passes, no circles, off the boards to myself yesssss. Skate skate skate skate skate, stop back forth in out up down left right up down left right. BACK TO THE POINT!!! No one is there?!? Where is my point man?!?"
MAX: THEY DIED OF ****ING BOREDOM.
Have a good night.