Doug Flutie Business Venture

Doug Flutie starts Viagra Distribution Business

Associated Press: Doug Flutie, starting National Football League quarterback with the San Diego Chargers, has announced a new joint venture with Pfizer to market and sell their male impotence drug Viagra. The deal, worth an estimated $2 billion, includes a new packaging strategy and online marketing campaign. "People think just because I have big feet I don't use Viagara. I am here to give you the confidence that many men use viagra...it could be your boss, barber or sports figures--other than Mark Martin who is just plain old" Says Flutie. In the next month, Pfizer will begin to run adds of Flutie's feet in leading periodicals such as "Woman's Day", "TV Guide" and "Parenting" along with a new Flutie Does Viagra insignia. Consumers will be able to log on to www.flutiedoesviagra.com and order the drug via the Internet and it will also be carried with the new packaging at your local CVS Drugstore. When asked to comment on the new deal, NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue stated, "I have no problems getting it up so get off my back" and declined further comment.

[The Natrix]

Yeah Flutie, those huge feet fooled me.

[FrankieA]

I thought it was the size of your ears.:ladysman:

[Jaded 7]

lol @ Typo. I thought you were serious with that. lol When will you guys ever learn that it's not the size of the wand but the magic that's in it. :) And we all know about Flutie magic. ;) And the myth about "big hands, big feet equals other big things," it isn't true! It's false advertising. lol

[The_Philster]

Doug Flutie, after signing his Viagra deal, recently learned he was being replaced in the ads. His replacement is taller and has already replaced Flutie in one other spot.




His replacement?




Gordon Shumway, otherwise known as Alf!!!!!!

[BogusTrumper]

That's true Jade and I would like to add that I know for a fact that just because a man is short does not mean that his whole body is in proportion to his height.

Does that Pepsi commercial with Bob Dole and Brittany Spears make any one else feel queasy?

[Jaded 7]

Originally posted by naeliac That is a cruel joke. In fact Flutie is starting a venture at www.tossthemidgetqb.com

You can rent the mulleted one for $300 per hour for the purposes of tossing him against a (barely) padded corner in your local bar or recreational establishment.

His son can be tossed for an extra $75. The benefit of tossing the son is that one can throw him with more force without concern for injuring his head, as he is allready retarded.
Okay, that's just wrong Naeliac! There is absolutely NO need for you to make fun of the handicapped. Dougie Jr. has done NOTHING in this life to you or anyone else on this board to warrant you making fun of him. I find your post extremely offensive. And he is not "retarded," Dougie Jr. is autistic. I think you should apologize to all of us who read your nasty and cruel post.

[Blue_Bandana]

Grow up.


Originally posted by naeliac
That is a cruel joke.

In fact Flutie is starting a venture at www.tossthemidgetqb.com

You can rent the mulleted one for $300 per hour for the purposes of tossing him against a (barely) padded corner in your local bar or recreational establishment.

His son can be tossed for an extra $75. The benefit of tossing the son is that one can throw him with more force without concern for injuring his head, as he is allready retarded.

I just wanted to provide some entertainment and perhaps brighten a day with a belly laugh...I don't know why people have to go off the deep end in response.

Originally posted by naeliac
The benefit of tossing the son is that one can throw him with more force without concern for injuring his head, as he is allready retarded.

Isn't there another continent you could go to?