Your best pickup lines

[shotgun]

what is your best pick up lines u have used befor to pick up women unless your gay !

[Green Lantern]

Hi, I'm Aqua, and I'm easy.

Get about 1 slap in 10 and 1 pick-up in 10 @ 1am...8 laughs.

[JoetheDictator]

Hi I'm Gibby. Wanna go out sometime? Oh that ring don't worry about it what she doesn't know won't hurt her. Oh you're her cousin? Damn it.

[CoachC.]

Here's mine:

"Hi."

Deal is sealed!

[JoetheDictator]

Here's mine:

"Hi."

Deal is sealed!

True its never what you say, but how you say it.

[JLB]

Are you really blonde?

[JoetheDictator]

Are you really blonde?

Or more direct, those are some nice curtains, does the carpet match? :D

[NoCtUrNaL]

what is your best pick up lines u have used befor to pick up women unless your gay !

"How much?"

[JoetheDictator]

Now here is one in case you are a loser, but she's kinda stupid and you really need a ****. Can I buy you a drink (if she says yes, repeat about 15 times but add another)

Such as: Can I buy you another drink

Eventually she will think you're hot or be too drunk to care

Note: Do not do this, please I'd hate to be the reason you went to jail.

[JoetheDictator]

"How much?"

Poor guy. :D j/k

[JLB]

I might not be who you want but I can sure enough be what you need.

[JoetheDictator]

Lady its like this, I went to the other 3.5 billion women in this world and they all smacked me in the face. You're the only one who hasn't said no yet. Please give me a chance.

This actually worked for me btw :D

[Woody]

I smile, wave and then act like I'm preoccupied with something else. Draws women in like a magnet. :niterider

[JLB]

Hi my name is Woody.

[JoetheDictator]

Hi my name is Woody.

Here is a hint, make sure that what ever you do that you don't say confuse this by saying Hi you gave me a woody.

[CoachC.]

"Do you have any Italian in you?"

(pause)

"Would you like some?"

[JLB]

I'm known for coming up from the behind.

[JoetheDictator]

"Do you have any Italian in you?"

(pause)

"Would you like some?"

Warning: Ray Nagin of NO may or may not be the inspiration for this one.

reminds me of one that should be used with extreme caution and must only be used with a woman that is easy going (then again all pickup lines should be used with women who are easy going).

Hey gorgeous, what do you say we take one part vanilla (me) and one part chocolate (you) and make a milkshake of love.

Hint: Unless the situation is absolutely right, do not use this.

[shotgun]

are u tired yet because u been running in my mind all day

[JoetheDictator]

I think I've died and gone to Heaven because all I see in front of me is an angel.

[Green Lantern]

I think I've died and gone to Heaven because all I see in front of me is an angel.

He said "best" pick-up lines...

[JoetheDictator]

Hey Baby check out what you can have (only the most daring should do this)

[JoetheDictator]

He said "best" pick-up lines...

I know, obviously you haven't read this entire thread. LOL

[JLB]

My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.

[JoetheDictator]

Hey Baby check out what you can have (only the most daring should do this)

note when saying this have your appendage out and in your hand. Thats why only the most daring should do this.)

[JoetheDictator]

OT: I think I've had a bit too much Easter wine. Good night.

[Green Lantern]

OT: I think I've had a bit too much Easter wine. Good night.

Remember: chip-whoring is a whole other thread here in the Asylum.

[JLB]

I have money want some?

[K-Gun]

do you have a keg in your pants?

cause i sure would like to tap dat ass.

[Mouldsie]

I just grease my hair back, throw on a tight leather outfit, and walk around showin em the goods.

70% of the time it works every time.

[SHINEdown30]

Nice shoes............wanna f.u.c.k.
Works all the time.