Advice Needed

[NoMularkey]

ok, so i finished a move from buffalo to nyc for work. while i was in mid move i started dating this girl........but shes a 'die hard' patriots fan (die hard in quotes b/c its easy to be die hard when your team always wins). anyway besides that obvious red light, shes pretty cool. i dont think i'd have a problem if it was the packers or vikings or a team like that. but the ***** patriots? any advice would be appreciated, please dont blackball me from the range. also, one of my buddies from buf. already suggested to go straight for anal, so please dont suggest that.

[SpikedLemonade]

also, one of my buddies from buf. already suggested to go straight for anal, so please dont suggest that.

There goes my idea.

Sorry, I've got nothing now.

[Gibby]

have her tattoo a bills logo on her ass.

[GvilleBill]

how long has she been a fan of the Patriots? If she is a bandwagoneer, then steer clear. That is a direct indication of her relationship habits.

That's the best I could come up with after you eliminated anal.

[Might]

Anal then dump her.

[Gibby]

Anal then dump her.

If we are doing sex acts only, then impregnate her, blow the rest of your load on her face, **** slap her and walk away.

[deconstruction]

Seriously, it really depends on how much you like her . . . there are plenty of other chicks here in the city, some of whom actually prefer anal . . .

[TallskiWallski83]

ok, so i finished a move from buffalo to nyc for work. while i was in mid move i started dating this girl........but shes a 'die hard' patriots fan (die hard in quotes b/c its easy to be die hard when your team always wins). anyway besides that obvious red light, shes pretty cool. i dont think i'd have a problem if it was the packers or vikings or a team like that. but the ***** patriots? any advice would be appreciated, please dont blackball me from the range. also, one of my buddies from buf. already suggested to go straight for anal, so please dont suggest that.

my roomate is a patriots fan, and to tell you the truth, during the season i absolutely hated him in every way.

youre gonna break up with that girl before the bye week

[M76]

moved from buffalo i dont like you.. dating a pats fan i hate you.. you're a lost cause

[FunkMasterFix]

Seriously, it really depends on how much you like her . . . there are plenty of other chicks here in the city, some of whom actually prefer anal . . .

where are they???

[JimKelly12203]

DATE HER!

Just think of the make-up sex you can have two sunday's a year when you guys get all into it for Pats vs. Bills day.

It just sounds hot to me bro. I say go for it. hehe

[JimKelly12203]

If we are doing sex acts only, then impregnate her, blow the rest of your load on her face, **** slap her and walk away.

Willis? Is that you?

[Mouse2k]

Hey man seriously dont sweat it!!! I gotta say my girl is a huge Pats fan and has been since I met her 12 years ago... In fact it definitly makes our relationship a lot more fun!!! Cause we can trash talk and just let loose, then by the end of the game!! Yeahhhh well we find a way to get over it!!

[standingbuffalo43]

ok, so i finished a move from buffalo to nyc for work. while i was in mid move i started dating this girl........but shes a 'die hard' patriots fan (die hard in quotes b/c its easy to be die hard when your team always wins). anyway besides that obvious red light, shes pretty cool. i dont think i'd have a problem if it was the packers or vikings or a team like that. but the ***** patriots? any advice would be appreciated, please dont blackball me from the range. also, one of my buddies from buf. already suggested to go straight for anal, so please dont suggest that.
when you go third input on her, wear a Brady Jersy & Brady mask...

be the darkest chapter in her sexual diary...

steal some money out of her purse...

take her credit card and max it out at a strip club...


when she complains, blame Tom Brady...

[The Chosen]

I dated a die hard Dolphins fan for most of the mid to late 90's. It is great fun when your team beats theirs. Like Mouse2k says, you trash talk, make sex bets, and then gloat when the Bills whip their candy asses.

[Mouse2k]

I actually got into trouble with her for secretly putting this sticker on her back windsheild while she was at work!!!

http://i16.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/bf/c7/28_1_b.JPG

[Purple Haze]

ok, so i finished a move from buffalo to nyc for work. while i was in mid move i started dating this girl........but shes a 'die hard' patriots fan (die hard in quotes b/c its easy to be die hard when your team always wins). anyway besides that obvious red light, shes pretty cool. i dont think i'd have a problem if it was the packers or vikings or a team like that. but the ***** patriots? any advice would be appreciated, please dont blackball me from the range. also, one of my buddies from buf. already suggested to go straight for anal, so please dont suggest that.

He took my suggestion. I've nothing left to offer.

[SCBILLFAN1]

ok, so i finished a move from buffalo to nyc for work. while i was in mid move i started dating this girl........but shes a 'die hard' patriots fan (die hard in quotes b/c its easy to be die hard when your team always wins). anyway besides that obvious red light, shes pretty cool. i dont think i'd have a problem if it was the packers or vikings or a team like that. but the ***** patriots? any advice would be appreciated, please dont blackball me from the range. also, one of my buddies from buf. already suggested to go straight for anal, so please dont suggest that.

Dump her, dump her now. She'll pi** you off so bad during the Bills/NE games you'll want to smack her. And that's not a good thing to do.
Everything I just said goes out the door if she's really hot!

[Sammy Avalon]

Your girlfriend's a Pats Fan that sounds like fun.

Imagine doing it with her on the coach on sunday afternoon and you finish it off while JP throws a 78 yard bomb to evans to win the game with 0:12 the clock in the 4th quarter in Foxboro!

[Victor7]

Date her. **** her as mush as possible since football season could be the end of it. Anal is a must

[Gibby]

Willis? Is that you?

Well lets find out:

hehehehehehehhee you have Lenin and he's red and thats funny because he was a communist and communists are read. Also I think the Chiefs should move to Omaha. Because KC is a cowtown and thats funny because you'd see cows running up the street but you don't hehehehehhehehe. I AM THE BEST POSTER IN MESSAGE BOARD HISTORY EVER. :D

[CaBills1]

i'm a die hard bills fan, but your crazy for making that post. who gives a sh*&!. come on man, wise up. the bills can't be that important to you to dump your girlfriend because she is a pats fan. thats my advice.

[miamibillsnut]

my girlfriend is or should i say was a Jets fan. If you got the goods and know how to use them, she will be sporting Bills jerseys in no time like mine.

[LetTheJillsPlay]

I've heard of those kind of girls.
They all love the "Minutemen".........
Men who are done in a minute....

:partysmilies:

[Troy_75]

I've heard of those kind of girls.
They all love the "Minutemen".........
Men who are done in a minute....

:partysmilies:

Surprisingly that was not funny.