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shotgun
March 20th, 2007, 6:34:05 PM
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $5

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is..."

shotgun
March 20th, 2007, 6:39:28 PM
mine is 300.00 whats yours.

nehemiah
March 20th, 2007, 6:42:55 PM
My Bar Tab Is: $965

35Pete
March 20th, 2007, 6:54:10 PM
My Bar Tab Is: $965

Why. You are a just a goddamned heathen. ;) Better not believe in hell. Cause if you do I'd be sweating. LOL

Mine's a saintly $465.

Ru
March 20th, 2007, 6:55:37 PM
Only $425. I'm just glad it's not per offense.

BillsGirl1040
March 20th, 2007, 7:12:13 PM
hahah $80 :D

Jayhawk
March 20th, 2007, 7:15:16 PM
hahah $80 :D
bs ;)



Bar tab 1k

Gibby
March 20th, 2007, 7:17:09 PM
245

sukie
March 20th, 2007, 7:20:28 PM
590. I'm bowing my chance at happy hour in hell... Dammnit.

nehemiah
March 20th, 2007, 7:21:18 PM
Why. You are a just a goddamned heathen. ;) Better not believe in hell. Cause if you do I'd be sweating. LOL

Mine's a saintly $465.life is not good unless you live it!

:rockon:

unklechucky
March 20th, 2007, 7:22:12 PM
hahah $80 :D


Isnt that the fine for anal?

JLB
March 20th, 2007, 7:23:15 PM
Isnt that the fine for anal?

You noticed that smile gave it away lol.

unklechucky
March 20th, 2007, 7:23:24 PM
You guys are prudes...unles my system calculator is wrong.....My Bar Tab is $2725

unklechucky
March 20th, 2007, 7:24:13 PM
You noticed that smile gave it away lol.


I did note that big toothy grin

JLB
March 20th, 2007, 7:25:55 PM
I did note that big toothy grin

If your happy and you know it.:D:D:D

sukie
March 20th, 2007, 7:29:40 PM
Is it each incident of each question?

Green Lantern
March 20th, 2007, 7:30:41 PM
$625.

JLB
March 20th, 2007, 7:32:12 PM
Is it each incident of each question?

No the numbers would skyrocket lol.

uppy
March 20th, 2007, 7:37:40 PM
620

sukie
March 20th, 2007, 7:38:12 PM
I rough estimated it to be 437,385,465. A decade was a blur.

JLB
March 20th, 2007, 7:40:06 PM
I rough estimated it to be 437,385,465. A decade was a blur.

Divided by 10 man you been busy lol.

sukie
March 20th, 2007, 7:41:32 PM
Mostly 2 categories. LOL

JLB
March 20th, 2007, 7:45:52 PM
What would a red-necks list of violations look like?

How much would the fines be?

HURLS
March 20th, 2007, 7:46:43 PM
This sounds like a ****ing High School quiz. Had sex in the wild? Oral? Done anything you regret? Give me a ****ing break. Who hasn't done something they regret? I groan this whole thread. Curse that ****ing MySpace mindless shit.

FamousAmos
March 20th, 2007, 7:53:17 PM
200 smackers

uppy
March 20th, 2007, 7:56:04 PM
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is..."

Life's been bad and good

BillsGirl1040
March 20th, 2007, 8:36:29 PM
Isnt that the fine for anal?

yes it is...and no i havent

JLB
March 20th, 2007, 8:38:45 PM
yes it is...and no i havent

Your beautiful smile made everybody think.........
:bills:

BillsGirl1040
March 20th, 2007, 8:41:31 PM
i smiled cuz everyone else is in the bajillions...and i also knew that someone would say something about anal...but i think that real sex is a prerequisite for anal...

JLB
March 20th, 2007, 8:46:08 PM
i smiled cuz everyone else is in the bajillions...and i also knew that someone would say something about anal...but i think that real sex is a prerequisite for anal...

Your great fun kid and I'm glad you smiled for that reason.

Did you see my post?

In this thread I asked what a rednecks list would look like and how much would the fines be.

You know just for shits and giggles. post 23!

unklechucky
March 21st, 2007, 4:48:28 PM
i smiled cuz everyone else is in the bajillions...and i also knew that someone would say something about anal...but i think that real sex is a prerequisite for anal...

Well you set it up perfectly, and ya had to know I was gonna be the smartass to question it. Real sex isn't neccicarilly a prerequisite....you can save your virtue for your future husband and still explore.

shotgun
March 21st, 2007, 4:55:35 PM
This sounds like a ****ing High School quiz. Had sex in the wild? Oral? Done anything you regret? Give me a ****ing break. Who hasn't done something they regret? I groan this whole thread. Curse that ****ing MySpace mindless shit.isn't that to ****ing bad

wow hurls u really don;t like me anymore huh. seem like u have it out for me and i really never done anything to u ..

SpikedLemonade
March 22nd, 2007, 1:32:41 PM
hahah $80 :D

The only thing on the list you did was have anal?

TRIPLE P
March 22nd, 2007, 3:02:29 PM
$415

Guy Incognito
March 22nd, 2007, 3:05:33 PM
$244,758,345,769,365,776,756,213,897,098,355,244,0 67,876,456

Gibby
March 22nd, 2007, 3:08:38 PM
$244,758,345,769,365,776,756,213,897,098,355,244,0 67,876,456

you know that you only have to count masturbation once don't you?

Guy Incognito
March 22nd, 2007, 3:10:58 PM
Oh, you're so clever, Gibby.

Gibby
March 22nd, 2007, 3:40:42 PM
Oh, you're so clever, Gibby.

No just stating the obvious and with you opening yourself up to that it would have been rude to not accept the invitation to insult you.

shotgun
March 22nd, 2007, 4:36:29 PM
you know that you only have to count masturbation once don't you?

rotfl

BillsGirl1040
March 22nd, 2007, 4:45:17 PM
The only thing on the list you did was have anal?

...too bad that's already been questioned and discussed

35Pete
March 22nd, 2007, 10:17:18 PM
yes it is...and no i havent

Of course you haven't done anal BG, you're 19. Plus you don't strike me as the "dirty little whore" type.

BillsGirl1040
March 22nd, 2007, 10:42:59 PM
hahah thats not for you to know is it pete?