View Full Version : Male Chimps have sex with guys!
TRIPLE P
March 8th, 2007, 1:02:15 PM
Far from being the preserve of humans, homosexual behaviour has been observed in over 1,500 species to date. The most well-known homosexual animal is coincidentally, one of man's closest relatives, the bonobo or dwarf chimpanzee. This entire species is bisexual, and it would seem that they prefer to 'make love not war', using sex to diffuse situations of conflict.
Chimpanzees are not the only species to use sex to take the focus away from violence. When meetings between different species of dolphin become aggressive, they ditch the handbags at dawn in favour of partaking in a sex orgy to break the tension.
http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/article/480
Wow gay sex is the norm in the world of Chimps and Dolphins.... like we already didn't know that.
Meathead
March 8th, 2007, 1:07:19 PM
now if male chimps have sex with male dolphins we will have a real story
TRIPLE P
March 8th, 2007, 1:10:12 PM
now if male chimps have sex with male dolphins we will have a real story
If they were in the same room I imagine it would go down.....
But really are you surprised, after spending time on this board, that Chimps and Dolphins love gay sex?
I'm not.
pigpen65
March 8th, 2007, 1:13:20 PM
Male baboons form and reinforce relationships with each other by shaking each other penises. If that ain't gay i don't know what is.
rob on the job
March 8th, 2007, 1:15:03 PM
Male baboons form and reinforce relationships with each other by shaking each other penises. ...
I wonder if having a firm handshake is desirable in their worlds.
K-Gun
March 8th, 2007, 1:26:18 PM
Far from being the preserve of humans, homosexual behaviour has been observed in over 1,500 species to date. The most well-known homosexual animal is coincidentally, one of man's closest relatives, the bonobo or dwarf chimpanzee. This entire species is bisexual, and it would seem that they prefer to 'make love not war', using sex to diffuse situations of conflict.
Chimpanzees are not the only species to use sex to take the focus away from violence. When meetings between different species of dolphin become aggressive, they ditch the handbags at dawn in favour of partaking in a sex orgy to break the tension.
http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/article/480
Wow gay sex is the norm in the world of Chimps and Dolphins.... like we already didn't know that.
its pretty well known that the human species is also bisexual across the board. Its just that unlike chimps and other primates, we have complex psychological barriers that fight against the conscious awareness of that fact.
Take the guys that are always talking shit about homosexuals, prime example of the mind going to exteremes to lie to itself. Don't get me wrong, I like :FBH: but I'm not affraid to speaka da truth.
Gibby
March 8th, 2007, 1:28:22 PM
this insight into chimpy's sex life makes me ill.
rob on the job
March 8th, 2007, 1:40:38 PM
its pretty well known that the human species is also bisexual across the board. Its just that unlike chimps and other primates, we have complex psychological barriers that fight against the conscious awareness of that fact.
Take the guys that are always talking shit about homosexuals, prime example of the mind going to exteremes to lie to itself. Don't get me wrong, I like :FBH: but I'm not affraid to speaka da truth.
You deserve a big hug, JK! Come here and lemme love ya!
http://imgs.rapira.anews.ru/pics/10072006-13.jpg
JoeMama
March 8th, 2007, 1:44:03 PM
But I thought the evil homosexuals CHOSE their sexual identity just to scorn God and His word?
JLB
March 8th, 2007, 1:46:55 PM
http://www.umich.edu/~urecord/0506/Oct24_05/img/051024_chimp-2-(patrol).jpg
dilbert
March 8th, 2007, 1:48:14 PM
Maybe they need to send these Chimps to Ted Haggard's three week homo-cure course and make them straight.
rob on the job
March 8th, 2007, 1:49:42 PM
I wonder if straight male chimps have fantasies about two female chimps gettin' it on?
dilbert
March 8th, 2007, 1:50:30 PM
I wonder if straight male chimps have fantasies about two female chimps gettin' it on?
Rosie O'Donnell and ?
JLB
March 8th, 2007, 1:51:49 PM
I wonder if straight male chimps have fantasies about two female chimps gettin' it on?
http://dvd.kingkong.free.fr/images-dvd-king-kong/kingkong.jpg
This gorilla would lol.
K-Gun
March 8th, 2007, 1:51:53 PM
Are you offering me your innie? That's sick Rob.
You deserve a big hug, JK! Come here and lemme love ya!
http://imgs.rapira.anews.ru/pics/10072006-13.jpg
JLB
March 8th, 2007, 1:52:26 PM
Rosie O'Donnell and ?
http://dvd.kingkong.free.fr/images-dvd-king-kong/kingkong.jpg
K-Gun
March 8th, 2007, 1:52:49 PM
I wonder if straight male chimps have fantasies about two female chimps gettin' it on?
I wonder if Chimps have fantasies?
rob on the job
March 8th, 2007, 1:55:03 PM
Rosie O'Donnell and ?
Nehemiah.
http://www.enduringvision.com/archives/man_regrets_hitting.jpg
twosheds
March 8th, 2007, 1:57:01 PM
You're confusing the bonobo (dwarf chimpanzee) with the common chimpanzee (the ones you see in unfunny movies).
Bonobos resolve conflicts by having sex, rather than fights. A very commendable trait.
TRIPLE P
March 8th, 2007, 1:57:38 PM
I wonder if Chimps have fantasies?
They do. They sit around and pretend they know jack shit about football.
Meathead
March 8th, 2007, 2:01:18 PM
tell me that hole doesnt look inviting
http://imgs.rapira.anews.ru/pics/10072006-13.jpg
twosheds
March 8th, 2007, 2:10:22 PM
BTW, who wasn't expecting hardcore bestiality when reading the thread title? http://www.buffalorange.com/images/smilies/deal2.gif
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