Man detained at LAX with magnets and wires up his ass!!

[Ru]

6 March 2007: TSA officials at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) detained a 35 year-old Iraqi national at about 5:40 this morning after he set off an alarm at the passenger screening area at terminal 1. Security officers searched Fadhel Abbas al-Maliki of South Ocean Avenue in Atlantic City, New Jersey, finding wires on his body and what was described as a magnet concealed in his rectum. Al Mailki also was in possession of another, unidentified metal device which is currently being assessed and evaluated by law enforcement authorities. Fadhel al-Maliki intended to board a US Airways flight from Los Angeles to Philadelphia. Although al-Maliki was detained at the terminal, his luggage remained on the aircraft, which made an unscheduled landing in Las Vegas for a security screening.

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/186841.php

[Meathead]

was it a satellite dish

[ckg68]

Well,either that or another promo ad for Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The Movie....

and we all know how Boston was the ONLY city of those who had those little bird-flipping ads who went ape:censor:.

[Woody]

He was probably using Magnetic therapy to help soothe his hemorrhoids. :niterider

[г]

Rectum ? Damn near killed him!

[Meathead]

I like to sing-a, I like to swing-a, about the moon and June and the spring-a, I like to sing-a!

[TRIPLE P]

Maybe he was a robot?

[JLB]

Free HBO!

[Ralonzo]

http://sjl-static16.sjl.youtube.com/vi/egqVHrWEwxg/2.jpg

"Stop interfering with my freedom of religion, goddamnit!"

Maybe it serves the same purpose as the magnet at the bottom of your car engine's oilpan?