And the Daddy Is.............

[Julianna]

So who do you think is the Daddy of Anna Nicole's baby girl?

I thought the news was joking when they announced that Ms. Gabor's hubby was in the running. But really now Ms. Gabor is 90 years old while her stud hubby is in his prime of the 70's.

Anyway boys my bet on the daddy is the dead husband. She's had his sperm on ice for over 10 years now. Won't that have been the Trump card to all end if the baby was his? But now with her death and the father to be revealed, what if the baby does turn out to be his and now will gain all the millions $$$$ from a daddy she never met and the man who will never know he had a lovely daughter?

Any thoughts guys?

[shiva2999]

It's not me.

[rob on the job]

This is as good a place as any to announce that I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter.

[Buffal0B1LLs_fan]

Any thoughts?

Personally, I don't care.

I really don't follow this type of stuff, but what an amazingly tragic life. The pile of legal issues she leaves behind is staggering.

The biological father of the child is one that only scratches the surface.

[ckg68]

I have a better answer:

WHO THE :censor: CARES?

Give this to Maury Povich...maybe he can work the paternity of the kid into a PPV special and rake in some mad jack off of us celebrity-obsessed morons who will be stupid enough to plop down $20 or more to find out!

[JLB]

I have a better answer:

WHO THE :censor: CARES?

Give this to Maury Povich...maybe he can work the paternity of the kid into a PPV special and rake in some mad jack off of us celebrity-obsessed morons who will be stupid enough to plop down $20 or more to find out!

Carl your usual excellent post!

Maury Povich priceless!!!!

[JLB]

This is as good a place as any to announce that I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter.

Finally somebody comes forward thanks Rob.:whitecar: Here's your car now go and get that baby!

[gilchristfan]

WHO THE :censor: CARES?


The lawyers. The attorney fees for the estate(s) is/are going to be incredible. Seriously, there is a true cluster... of issues to be sorted out.

[gilchristfan]

BTW, I'm going with the dark horse...Hugh Hefner. Odd, but in a normal case with a playmate, he'd be a favorite.

[Carl J. Ironsides]

Anna and I enjoyed a night together a while back, but it was too long ago for me to be the dad.

Howard K. Stern gets my vote.

[Lucidvizion]

Immaculate Conception, no Daddy required.

[JLB]

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/milhouse.jpg


Let's stop protecting him!!

[shotgun]

sorry but who cares

[westphal]

I just wish the media would stop talking about it. After the investigation we will know. Until then, the media is like a bunch of women in a sewing circle. It's pure gossip. Why should this be the top story of the week/month? The media is pathetic.

[Victor7]

I used protection

[Mouldsie]

i dont care

[coastal]

It's not me.

:rofl:

Best.

Post.

Ever.

[slowpokemcgee]

Howard K. Stern murdered Anna. He murdured her son too.

[pmoon6]

:rofl:

Best.

Post.

Ever.I love you Coastal, but do you think you could suck just a little bit harder?

I'm getting waves from the Great White North that you're not doing a good job.

[uppy]

Lmao

[JLB]

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/milhouse.jpg

Stop the cover up let everybody come out and play!

[coastal]

I love you Coastal, but do you think you could suck just a little bit harder?

I'm getting waves from the Great White North that you're not doing a good job.

did you ever stop to think that unplanned pregnancy is a subject that I understand with intimate anxiety?

did you ever stop to think I am aware of shiva's background as well?

and did you ever stop to think that those might be the reasons I responded the way I did?

you never can be quite sure exactly what my motivations are for posting what I do, but rest assured it has nothing to do with trying to kiss shiva's ass.

i posted what i did because it was funny... in the moment...

and considering your contribution to this site over the past few months has flat out sucked, I'm thinking you just need to STFU.

[uppy]

did you ever stop to think that unplanned pregnancy is a subject that I understand with intimate anxiety?

did you ever stop to think I am aware of shiva's background as well?

and did you ever stop to think that those might be the reasons I responded the way I did?

you never can be quite sure exactly what my motivations are for posting what I do, but rest assured it has nothing to do with trying to kiss shiva's ass.

i posted what i did because it was funny... in the moment...

and considering your contribution to this site over the past few months has flat out sucked, I'm thinking you just need to STFU.

Wow....thats deep dude

I would never though of it that way.

Thanks for sharing

[Carl J. Ironsides]

Howard K. Stern murdered Anna. He murdured her son too.

Huh?

[shiva2999]

Wow....thats deep dude

I would never though of it that way.

Thanks for sharing

I'd think that anyone who was a proud contributor to that 20,000 post right-wing circle jerk known as the Sanctuary should just STFU.

[uppy]

I'd think that anyone who was a proud contributor to that 20,000 post right-wing circle jerk known as the Sanctuary should just STFU.

Whats up with this dude ? Coastie was just getting down with some deep

feelings and I connected with is thoughts man.

[Ru]

Howard K. Stern murdered Anna. He murdured her son too.

That was my call from Day 1. I have no doubt I'll be proven right at some point.

[JLB]

I'd think that anyone who was a proud contributor to that 20,000 post right-wing circle jerk known as the Sanctuary should just STFU.

You have also contributed huh funny stuff lol.

[pmoon6]

did you ever stop to think that unplanned pregnancy is a subject that I understand with intimate anxiety?

did you ever stop to think I am aware of shiva's background as well?

and did you ever stop to think that those might be the reasons I responded the way I did?

you never can be quite sure exactly what my motivations are for posting what I do, but rest assured it has nothing to do with trying to kiss shiva's ass.

i posted what i did because it was funny... in the moment...

and considering your contribution to this site over the past few months has flat out sucked, I'm thinking you just need to STFU.I apologize.

Your advice has greatly helped in my life and I am sorry that I have offended you. There are not many people that would take the time to do that.

I have no excuse.

Please forgive me.

I also apologize for having not contributing more to the sparkling discourse, but I don't see the point anymore. The board has degenerated into something less than it was. Maybe it would be time to step away and let more sane minds carry on.

Thank you and peace, brother.
.

[shiva2999]

The board has degenerated into something less than it was.
.

It's my fault.

I'm ruining it.

Anyone who agrees with me or says something complimentary about one of my posts is a shiva fellow traveller, and thus responsible for the downfall of the board as well, and so deserves censure and ridicule.

Shame on me.

[uppy]

I apologize.

Your advice has greatly helped in my life and I am sorry that I have offended you. There are not many people that would take the time to do that.

I have no excuse.

Please forgive me.

I also apologize for having not contributing more to the sparkling discourse, but I don't see the point anymore. The board has degenerated into something less than it was. Maybe it would be time to step away and let more sane minds carry on.

Thank you and peace, brother.
.


Don't go Pmoon....I beg you,I'm sure coastie will agree....all you need to do

is post things that the left likes, that way you can be contributing more to

the sparkling discourse.What you need to do is understand intimate anxiety

that some have and go from there......I think its a 12 step program.

Hate America

Hate the right

Hate humor

Hate guns

Hate bush

Hate control of the borders

Love France

Love big goverment

Love clinton

love taxes

Love surrender

Love Globel worrming

Its that easy.....give me a huggy !

[uppy]

It's my fault.

I'm ruining it.

Anyone who agrees with me or says something complimentary about one of my posts is a shiva fellow traveller, and thus responsible for the downfall of the board as well, and so deserves censure and ridicule.

Shame on me.

Its not that easy Shiva...I like you and enjoy reading the posts you make.

When the shit has hit the fan I always stand for a posters rights.

[pmoon6]

It's my fault.

I'm ruining it.

Anyone who agrees with me or says something complimentary about one of my posts is a shiva fellow traveller, and thus responsible for the downfall of the board as well, and so deserves censure and ridicule.

Shame on me.It's not all about you, but I guess you need the attention.

It was my fault that the whole Shiva/Chimp thing was put in the heads of some. I had thought that for a very long time. The two of you play off each other like Martin and Lewis. My opinion and nothing more. That opinion was taken to certain lengths by your detractors.

You ask for the readers to use the internet as a new medium, so it would follow that you would use the medium to create alternative characters to voice the same opinions and add legitimacy to your theories. I respect your opinions and have learned a great deal from researching the information that is availible on the subjects.

However, I don't agree with your conclusions. Maybe I'm too stupid or too obtuse to grasp the facts.

I am American and proud of it. You would do better in trying to educate the Americans on the board by not demeaning them with "tough love". You would do better by trying to embrace them as friends and not adversaries. You rule the board, Shiva.

You are King, at least try to act like it.

[pmoon6]

Don't go Pmoon....I beg you,I'm sure coastie will agree....all you need to do

is post things that the left likes, that way you can be contributing more to

the sparkling discourse.What you need to do is understand intimate anxiety

that some have and go from there......I think its a 12 step program.

Hate America

Hate the right

Hate humor

Hate guns

Hate bush

Hate control of the borders

Love France

Love big goverment

Love clinton

love taxes

Love surrender

Love Globel worrming

Its that easy.....give me a huggy !Sorry, I just can't do it Captain. I can't change the laws of physics!!!!

[uppy]

Sorry, I just can't do it Captain. I can't change the laws of physics!!!!

Then keep up with the old Pmoon we all know and love. (or should I say fear):)

One of the reasons I read this fourm is because I like seeing the input form

you and the rest of the posters..this is a great place..it has its ups and

downs people fight like cats and dogs from time to time....but in the end

we all to some point respect each other and love to post.

Its almost like a family gathering...lol

[pmoon6]

Then keep up with the old Pmoon we all know and love. (or should I say fear):)

One of the reasons I read this fourm is because I like seeing the input form

you and the rest of the posters..this is a great place..it has its ups and

downs people fight like cats and dogs from time to time....but in the end

we all to some point respect each other and love to post.

Its almost like a family gathering...lolThank you Uppy, but I think my time has come. There is no use talking to some that have no interest in what you say.

Coastal is right, I have added nothing to the board in the past 2, 4, or 6 months other than to **** with people. The old gives way to the new and new opinions. I have spouted my opinions ad nauseum. Most people know what I'm gonna say before I say it.

You have some very astute minds that frequent this place. Listen to them, challenge them, and learn from them. You will be the the better for it.

[rob on the job]

Finally somebody comes forward thanks Rob.:whitecar: Here's your car now go and get that baby!

Of course, JLB, you realize that raising a child these days can be expensive.

I need to avail myself of what's-her-name's pending millions from the time she had that sham marriage with Mr. Old Fart.

[JLB]

Of course, JLB, you realize that raising a child these days can be expensive.

I need to avail myself of what's-her-name's pending millions from the time she had that sham marriage with Mr. Old Fart.



http://www.nigress.com/marshall.jpg

He would want it that way.

[rob on the job]

Thank you Uppy, but I think my time has come. There is no use talking to some that have no interest in what you say.

Coastal is right, I have added nothing to the board in the past 2, 4, or 6 months other than to **** with people. The old gives way to the new and new opinions. I have spouted my opinions ad nauseum. Most people know what I'm gonna say before I say it.

You have some very astute minds that frequent this place. Listen to them, challenge them, and learn from them. You will be the the better for it.

Take the time off if you need to, Moonie, but come back soon.

The Range wouldn't be the same without its Mountain Man.

http://utahnewsphotos.com/images/13-Mountain%20man.jpg

[JLB]

Take the time off if you need to, Moonie, but come back soon.

The Range wouldn't be the same without its Mountain Man.

http://utahnewsphotos.com/images/13-Mountain%20man.jpg

Who can we send that case of gun oil to if he leaves?

[uppy]

Thank you Uppy, but I think my time has come. There is no use talking to some that have no interest in what you say.

Coastal is right, I have added nothing to the board in the past 2, 4, or 6 months other than to **** with people. The old gives way to the new and new opinions. I have spouted my opinions ad nauseum. Most people know what I'm gonna say before I say it.

You have some very astute minds that frequent this place. Listen to them, challenge them, and learn from them. You will be the the better for it.

Coastal is right....ok

He does not post that often when he does he puts up a good:

get bent

blow me

you homo

lick me

you add nothing

you suck

The thing is most posters don't try to put down others.....you have added

to the fourm and your opinions are enjoyed by the people that come hear.

[Mouldsie]

pmoon just dominated this thread.... he cant leave now!

[unklechucky]

I'd say me, but i pulled out and she swallowed.

[Lucidvizion]

Pmoon, take a break for a little bit but make sure you come back.

You contribute more than you know and I for one enjoy reading your take.

p.s. I think this is pmoon's way of telling us he's the father.

[Julianna]

Howard K. Stern murdered Anna. He murdured her son too.


I agree with that too

[shiva2999]

You ask for the readers to use the internet as a new medium, so it would follow that you would use the medium to create alternative characters to voice the same opinions and add legitimacy to your theories.

Sorry, but this doesn't follow at all and IMO, is a rather scurrilous accusation.

I have based my entire career here on speaking truth to power and acting in an ethical manner.

Why would I risk destroying an argument I've spent 30,000 posts building over goofing around with multiple personalities?

The reason I'm treated the way I am around here is because I'm entirely consistent in my views and I base my views, as I've said many times, on the principle that VIRTUE IS IT'S OWN REWARD.

Only Americans could think that a consistent winner must be lying because to be a winner you have to cheat.

I don't and THAT'S THE REASON why I'm untouchable.

You guys should try it sometime.

[JLB]

Sorry, but this doesn't follow at all and IMO, is a rather scurrilous accusation.

I have based my entire career here on speaking truth to power and acting in an ethical manner.

Why would I risk destroying an argument I've spent 30,000 posts building over goofing around with multiple personalities?

The reason I'm treated the way I am around here is because I'm entirely consistent in my views and I base my views, as I've said many times, on the principle that VIRTUE IS IT'S OWN REWARD.

Only Americans could think that a consistent winner must be lying because to be a winner you have to cheat.

I don't and THAT'S THE REASON why I'm untouchable.

You guys should try it sometime.

Great Speech!!!
Were you Mr. Herod or not?

[shiva2999]

Great Speech!!!
Were you Mr. Herod or not?

Of course I was.

I identified myself to Gil before I posted and then identified myself once again in my first post.

Why did I come onto the board as Mr Herod and not shiva2999?

You know perfectly well jlb.

[Julianna]

Sorry, but this doesn't follow at all and IMO, is a rather scurrilous accusation.

I have based my entire career here on speaking truth to power and acting in an ethical manner.

Why would I risk destroying an argument I've spent 30,000 posts building over goofing around with multiple personalities?

The reason I'm treated the way I am around here is because I'm entirely consistent in my views and I base my views, as I've said many times, on the principle that VIRTUE IS IT'S OWN REWARD.

Only Americans could think that a consistent winner must be lying because to be a winner you have to cheat.

I don't and THAT'S THE REASON why I'm untouchable.

You guys should try it sometime.



Honestly Shiva who gives a rat's ass? If you want to hop on the soap box about your great self can you create YOUR own thread and do so?........with all due respect to the great one and a courtsey bow to MY King (and you know who you are)

[JLB]

Of course I was.

I identified myself to Gil before I posted and then identified myself once again in my first post.

Why did I come onto the board as Mr Herod and not shiva2999?

You know perfectly well jlb.

So many would deny they were another identity credit to you!!!!!

[shiva2999]

Honestly Shiva who gives a rat's ass? If you want to hop on the soap box about your great self can you create YOUR own thread and do so?........with all due respect to the great one and a courtsey bow to MY King (and you know who you are)

WTF is your problem?

[shiva2999]

So many would deny they were another identity credit to you!!!!!

Huh?

[JLB]

Huh?

Just saying you were being honest about the character switch.

[shiva2999]

Just saying you were being honest about the character switch.

Thank you.

As you know perfectly well, an overzealous mod had abused their powers to block my access.

As you can see, I am still here and the mod is on "vacation".

[JLB]

Thank you.

As you know perfectly well, an overzealous mod had abused their powers to block my access.

As you can see, I am still here and the mod is on "vacation".

I didn't know about your access being blocked but do take you at your word.

[uppy]

He's taking a brake....thats all

[Julianna]

WTF is your problem?




Come on Shiva baby! This thread is not about you

[Julianna]

Shiva your mean to me :(

[shiva2999]

Come on Shiva baby! This thread is not about you

Then why not post something relevant to the topic rather than bitching about me?

[Julianna]

I think I love You
But what am I so afraid of?

[dilbert]

I thought this thread was about guessing which of 50 guys that boned Anna Nicole in a 7 day span was the father?

My guess is Coastal on one of his Hetero days. He is from Florida after all.

[Julianna]

I thought this thread was about guessing which of 50 guys that boned Anna Nicole in a 7 day span was the father?

My guess is Coastal on one of his Hetero days. He is from Florida after all.



It is about who is the Daddy. My vote is still for the dead hubby with the frozen sperm.

[Julianna]

I thought this thread was about guessing which of 50 guys that boned Anna Nicole in a 7 day span was the father?

My guess is Coastal on one of his Hetero days. He is from Florida after all.


Coastal fathered all of my children; I'm from Florida