Who do you roll with???

[BuffaloSoldier2]

http://www.jonnnubian.com/log/archives/thurmond_strom.jpg
http://www.hrc.utexas.edu/exhibitions/online/ddd/includes/images/475/177.jpg
http://www.shmater.com/george%20bush%20as%20fred%20flintstone%2049.jpg

vs.

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/John_F_Kennedy.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1855000/images/_1855939_clinton_ap.jpg
http://chicago.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/02/obama%20and%20ladies.jpg

While the idea of 2 dominant parties is pretty suffocating and stupid in my eyes, you gotta pretty much gotta chose one. And obviously, both parties have serious faults and blind alliance is a bad way to lead a life, I made a simple little comparison between the donkeys and elephants. Based on this very scientific study, I have drawn the following conclusions. Republicans tend to be old, white, bitter, boring, guys who probably struggle to get laid. Democrats tend to be the guys you wanna have a beer with, are the life of the party, can get along with everyone, and the ones females love.

So basically, I'm just curious how you come to chose your party allegiance. There will be no judging, but god the Democrats are so much cooler. :bigasskiss:

P. S. The elephant is a much better mascot than a stupid donkey.

[shiva2999]

Based on this very scientific study, I have drawn the following conclusions. Republicans tend to be old, white, bitter, boring, guys who probably struggle to get laid. Democrats tend to be the guys you wanna have a beer with, are the life of the party, can get along with everyone, and the ones females love.

FACT!

[jaymitch84]

I wish I was more into politics so I could contribute more in this forum.

[shiva2999]

I wish I was more into politics so I could contribute more in this forum.

Stick around. You'll learn.

[iakona]

Political party machines are a joke. So is organized religion.

[Meathead]

just look at that obama with two white women

[ricogarion]

just look at that obama with two white women

Yeah George Wallace must be doing flip flops in his grave.

[pmoon6]

Originally Posted by BuffaloSoldier2
Based on this very scientific study, I have drawn the following conclusions. Republicans tend to be old, white, bitter, boring, guys who probably struggle to get laid. Democrats tend to be the guys you wanna have a beer with, are the life of the party, can get along with everyone, and the ones females love. You forgot to add an or to both descriptions. Republicans are that OR gun totin' rednecks with IQ's under 80, two teef and living in a trailer park.

Democrats are that OR arrogant tree hugging quizlings with a penchant towards phony altruism as long as someone else pays.

Stereotyping either party, or voting along straight party lines pretty much secures one a spot in the Moron Hall Of Fame.

[unklechucky]

FACT!

Get things straight with America Jr. up north there before you start spouting off about ours.

[JLB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcOabajz8I8

Gnarls Barkley Roll with him kicks ass.

[JLB]

Some prefer this version roll with this!!!! from Letterman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI-9QAeHP5s&mode=related&search=

[JoeMama]

just look at that obama with two white women

Where da white women at?

http://www.scvhistory.com/gif/lw2145a.jpg

[uppy]

I never voted for a demo in my life

GOP all The Way

[unklechucky]

When will America learn that the "feel good, I wanna be your friend, I'm here for you" crap that the Dems spew is a bunch of crap.

[uppy]

Well said Chucky

[jaymitch84]

Where da white women at?

http://www.scvhistory.com/gif/lw2145a.jpg

Hahaha, just the thought of that movie makes me laugh out loud.

[Meathead]

i love it when just before they get caught in the kkk outfits wilder tries to wipe the 'greasepaint' off the blackguys hand with spit then turns the hand around and says 'see its coming off' lololol i missed that joke the first ten times i saw that all time favorite

[uppy]

Yeah George Wallace must be doing flip flops in his grave.

Bob Byrd must love it.


http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000030.jpg

[Gibby]

christian socialist. Its not a party in America, well not yet anyways.