an interview about sperm

[nehemiah]

enjoy!

Q. What are some of the underappreciated attributes of sperm?

A. I’m fascinated by how determined they are. Sperm — each one seems an individual in the way they move. When they change from one motion to another, it’s fascinating.

Moreover, they have the ability to do much more than most other human cells: they crawl long distances in a short period of time, they can sense their surroundings. In fact, they have molecules that are much the same as olfactory receptors in our noses.

As you watch them under a microscope, you get the sense that they are going somewhere, or at least “think” they are. They surround an egg and vigorously try to fuse with it. They don’t give up until they run out of energy.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/23/science/23conv.html?ex=1327208400&en=f2a4101fcfe5125a&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss

[Julianna]

Nehe why?

[rob on the job]

... As you watch them under a microscope, you get the sense that they are going somewhere, or at least “think” they are. They surround an egg and vigorously try to fuse with it. They don’t give up until they run out of energy.

And now, a moment of silence for all those hard-working, driven sperm who were wasted on masturbation.

[JoetheDictator]

And now, a moment of silence for all those hard-working, driven sperm who were wasted on masturbation.

Its a genocide of epic proportions.

[rob on the job]

Know thine enemy, Brother Sperm:

http://www.sexually-transmitted-diseases.info/images/spermicide.jpg

[ricogarion]

They are just soldiers of passion.

[Canisius85]

they crawl long distances in a short period of time, they can sense their surroundings.

That's more than most people can do...

[Julianna]

How pasionate about your sperm

[rob on the job]

How pasionate about your sperm

We guys love 'em like they were our kids.

Well, technically, they are ...

[dilbert]

And now, a moment of silence for all those hard-working, driven sperm who were wasted on masturbation.

And a second moment for the brave sperm that instead of looking for an egg became a meal.

[pmoon6]

And a second moment for the brave sperm that instead of looking for an egg became a meal.:rofl:

[rob on the job]

And a second moment for the brave sperm that instead of looking for an egg became a meal.

And not even a meal for a female ...

Man, that sucks.

[Julianna]

And a second moment for the brave sperm that instead of looking for an egg became a meal.


Hi, I'm tour guide Barbie. Please fasten your seat belts as we turn down nasty lane. :whitecar:

[SpikedLemonade]

I wonder how sperm feel about facials?

[Julianna]

I wonder how sperm feel about facials?



:whitecar: As we take the Barbie Tour over to your right you will a Ranger by the name of Spike posting a question regarding Sperm and their Facials.

[SpikedLemonade]

:whitecar: As we take the Barbie Tour over to your right you will a Ranger by the name of Spike posting a question regarding Sperm and their Facials.

Ha Ha Ha!!!

A sperm getting a facial.

Nice turn of phrase.

[Julianna]

Thank you dear! How are you?

[rob on the job]

Bukkakke Drive.

[SpikedLemonade]

Thank you dear! How are you?


Good.

And you?

Before you think nice things of me, I must warn you that I made an unsuccessfull attempt to change your user title this weekend to

"No Anal"
-- January 26th, 2007

I thought it was just perfect and a direct quote.

I couldn't seem to figure out the bank properly.

[35Pete]

I wonder how sperm feel about facials?

Probably the same way you would when hitting a brick wall at 100 km/hr.

[Julianna]

Good.

And you?

Before you think nice things of me, I must warn you that I made an unsuccessfull attempt to change your user title this weekend to

"No Anal"
-- January 26th, 2007

I thought it was just perfect and a direct quote.

I couldn't seem to figure out the bank properly.


lol....well thank god for that! your funny..although I would have had to hunt you down and well..kill you! :bigasskiss: lol

[rob on the job]

And a second moment for the brave sperm that instead of looking for an egg became a meal.

http://www.riddleware.com/funny/sperm.jpg

[rob on the job]

Nehemiah's Halloween costume:

http://www.buysuperherocostumes.com/costumes/super_sperm.jpg

[Julianna]

Nehemiah's Halloween costume:

http://www.buysuperherocostumes.com/costumes/super_sperm.jpg



Oh Nehe-Say it isn't true! lol

[Mouldsie]

http://www.riddleware.com/funny/sperm.jpg

best pic ever

[JLB]

http://www.riddleware.com/funny/sperm.jpg

Please let us all recognize the MASTER!!

[Julianna]

Please let us all recognize the MASTER!!




Like in the "Master of Your Domain?" :bigasskiss:

[unklechucky]

I love it...more levity to the PR&S forum.

[Julianna]

keep it going chuckie

[JLB]

Like in the "Master of Your Domain?" :bigasskiss:

I refer to the Master Rob on the Job!!!!!! :bigasskiss:

[JLB]

Nehemiah's Halloween costume:

http://www.buysuperherocostumes.com/costumes/super_sperm.jpg



Rob with another great contribution.

[unklechucky]

keep it going chuckie

I guess this is what they mean, by "saying a mouthful"

[Julianna]

I guess this is what they mean, by "saying a mouthful"



................ummmmmm sure

[Victor7]

:rofl:

This thread is pure gold

[JLB]

:rofl:

This thread is pure gold

It does stick with you huh!

[Julianna]

It does stick with you huh!



Pass the body wash please

[JLB]

Pass the body wash please

http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/fanart/femjesse/sperm.jpg

These guys just keep coming.

[Julianna]

Your scaring me!!!!

[JLB]

Your scaring me!!!!

I'm trying for the funniest award next year lol.

[Julianna]

You have my vote! lol

[г]

http://www.delcocarvel.com/images/fudgy.jpg

'Where's yo' white women at ?'