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nehemiah
January 9th, 2007, 9:22:08 AM
ever been?

ASHEVILLE - A local couple’s extracurricular activities at the beach have them facing criminal charges, according to an incident report from the Myrtle Beach Police Department.

Shortly after noon Saturday, Myrtle Beach Police took a report of a couple spotted having sex on a balcony at The Breakers Resort.

Officers talked with four witnesses, including an 11-year-old girl, who reported seeing a nude man and woman engaging in sexual intercourse on a balcony facing the resort’s pool.

A witness said he had yelled at the couple, telling them they could be seen and asking that they go inside since children were present, but the couple ignored the witness.

Officers went to the couple’s room and knocked but got no reply. They gained entrance to the vacant room next door and went to the balcony where an officer spotted the woman on the next balcony wearing only a T-shirt.

He told her to get dressed and answer the door, and after several seconds of arguing with the officer, saying she didn’t need to get dressed and didn’t want to answer the door, the man let the officers into the room, according to police. The couple told police they have been dating for seven years and that if the people downstairs didn’t want to see them, they didn’t have to look, officers said in the investigative report.

The couple also told police the man had recently received a prescription for the erectile dysfunction medicine Cialis and they were in love.
http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200770108052


"The couple also told police the man had recently received a prescription for the erectile dysfunction medicine Cialis and they were in love"????? :rofl:

good lord, i love America.

SpikedLemonade
January 9th, 2007, 3:16:59 PM
A better defense would have been for the guy to say that his erection lasted more than 4 hours and he was trying deperately to get rid of it.

Gibby
January 9th, 2007, 4:00:19 PM
Damn, the lady and I were going to do that in may.

Ru
January 9th, 2007, 4:04:36 PM
Here's a funny (kind of related but not really) story from my local podunk newspaper. It would be even funnier if you had a concept of the people in Hyner, PA.

Naked twin and brother in prison after fray in Hyner area

HYNER — A fist fight between twin brothers, one of them naked, ended with both in prison, state police at Lamar said.

The brotherly battle took place in a field in the Hyner area, then spilled into a nearby home, police said.

The fight was pretty much over after one of them passed out in a Hyner woman’s residence after entering the home without her permission, police said.

Norman James Bell III and Monroe William Case Bell III, both 22, of Hyner and Grassflat respectively, were at a residence along Greenacres Lane in Chapman Township Jan. 2, when they engaged in a fist fight with each other in a field next to the apartment of Tina Marie Simpkins, police said.

According to police, Norman ran away from Monroe and to the house, where he forcefully pushed open Simpkins’ front door at about 11:45 p.m.

The act damaged the locked front door, police said.

Norman went into the woman’s bedroom, where she was in bed watching television, and fell to the floor.

Simpkins went to her front door, police said, and looked outside to discover Monroe, who was nude, standing on her porch.

Simpkins told the naked twin to remain outside, police said, but instead Monroe walked into her house and fell onto her living room floor, where he passed out.

Troopers arrived a short time later and took both into custody on felony criminal trespass charges. Norman was also charged with criminal mischief and Monroe was charged with open lewdness, police said.

Both men refused to charge each other for assault.

The two men were arraigned before Clinton County Judge J. Michael Williamson and were placed in Clinton County Correctional Facility in default of $50,000 bail each, police said.

http://www.lockhaven.com/express/news/articles.asp?articleID=6217

JLB
January 9th, 2007, 4:10:53 PM
One mention of Scarlett and see what happens.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/05/e_scover_scarlett_narrowweb__300x335,2.jpg

Would you beach this beauty Nehe?

Mouldsie
January 9th, 2007, 4:54:30 PM
No but I've busted a couple once...


dude and girl were getting it on at like 1 or 2 AM in crystal beach in the pitch black, we found them by accident when we were out causing mischief with a water balloon launcher..... anyway we snuck up on the couple and pelted them with water balloons then ran away.... I think they just went back to business after a brief moment of distress so it wasnt that great of a cockblock.

35Pete
January 9th, 2007, 5:20:17 PM
No but I've busted a couple once...


dude and girl were getting it on at like 1 or 2 AM in crystal beach in the pitch black, we found them by accident when we were out causing mischief with a water balloon launcher..... anyway we snuck up on the couple and pelted them with water balloons then ran away.... I think they just went back to business after a brief moment of distress so it wasnt that great of a cockblock.

Probably did the guy a favor and cooled him off so that he could pump her another 15 minutes. LOL

JLB
January 9th, 2007, 5:23:49 PM
Probably did the guy a favor and cooled him off so that he could pump her another 15 minutes. LOL

Or....... :guy:

JLB
January 9th, 2007, 6:23:50 PM
One mention of Scarlett and see what happens.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/05/e_scover_scarlett_narrowweb__300x335,2.jpg

Would you beach this beauty Nehe?

Well ok then no answer she's leavin.