BuffaloRanger
March 16th, 2002, 12:20:37 PM
How about this one:
A couple gets married. At the reception the groom stands up and thanks everyone for being there. He says to show his thanks if they would each look under they're chairs there is a gift taped there for them. When they do they find a picture of his new wife having sex with his best man, taken by a private investigater a week earlier. The groom looks at his soon to be ex-wife and loudly says "F*#@ You" then does the same to his best man, and walks out.
Why, if he knew his fiancee was doing this did he still marry her? Because this way everyone at the wedding - her parents, grandparents, and all her friends, would know how big a slut she was. She couldn't explain it away as his fault because they all saw the proof.
Also the wedding would still cost her parents over $30,000.
OK, so this is an urban legend. It's awesome, but nobody knows for sure if it really happened.
Please post Urban Legends that you have heard.
A couple gets married. At the reception the groom stands up and thanks everyone for being there. He says to show his thanks if they would each look under they're chairs there is a gift taped there for them. When they do they find a picture of his new wife having sex with his best man, taken by a private investigater a week earlier. The groom looks at his soon to be ex-wife and loudly says "F*#@ You" then does the same to his best man, and walks out.
Why, if he knew his fiancee was doing this did he still marry her? Because this way everyone at the wedding - her parents, grandparents, and all her friends, would know how big a slut she was. She couldn't explain it away as his fault because they all saw the proof.
Also the wedding would still cost her parents over $30,000.
OK, so this is an urban legend. It's awesome, but nobody knows for sure if it really happened.
Please post Urban Legends that you have heard.