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March 12th, 2002, 12:40:01 AM
If you could have any sports commentator (regardless of fame or fortune) who would you like to have replace Art Wander?
BillsNYC
March 12th, 2002, 3:21:29 PM
jimmy kimble

al mcguire
March 12th, 2002, 3:37:19 PM
Jimmy would be hilarious, and Al would be a great choice. Agree on both!

Hmmm.... a woman doing a bills game. That is a way to get people to tune in during a bad season!
Crinoline
March 12th, 2002, 3:52:30 PM
> Hmmm.... a woman doing a bills game. That is a way to get people to tune in during a bad
season!


Female announcer: First and goal, Vinnie to Chrebet…Touchdown. That puts the Jets up 21 to nothing. Don't touch that dial Bills Fans, after all it is only the second quarter, anything is possible. Gee, it really is getting hot in here, perhaps I'll just unbutton my blouse a little. Yes, the top two buttons, I'll sloooowwwllly peel back the blouse to expose my warm, soft skin.

Commercials…

Female announcer: Bills on their own twenty. I can sense something big is going happen, this offense is due to explode! The snap, Blake fades back, back, he sees an opening, Cowart up the middle, Blake is sacked! A fumble! Cowart has the ball, to the ten, the five, touchdown Jets… Wow is it ever hot in here! I think I'll unbutton my blouse a little more…ohhhhhh, silly me, I forgot to wear a bra this morning, now I'm sitting here with my breasts exposed. But don't let that distract you from the fact the Bills are really trying hard this afternoon…
BillsNYC
March 12th, 2002, 4:51:02 PM
Originally posted by Crinoline
> Hmmm.... a woman doing a bills game. That is a way to get people to tune in during a bad
season!


Female announcer: First and goal, Vinnie to Chrebet…Touchdown. That puts the Jets up 21 to nothing. Don't touch that dial Bills Fans, after all it is only the second quarter, anything is possible. Gee, it really is getting hot in here, perhaps I'll just unbutton my blouse a little. Yes, the top two buttons, I'll sloooowwwllly peel back the blouse to expose my warm, soft skin.

Commercials…

Female announcer: Bills on their own twenty. I can sense something big is going happen, this offense is due to explode! The snap, Blake fades back, back, he sees an opening, Cowart up the middle, Blake is sacked! A fumble! Cowart has the ball, to the ten, the five, touchdown Jets… Wow is it ever hot in here! I think I'll unbutton my blouse a little more…ohhhhhh, silly me, I forgot to wear a bra this morning, now I'm sitting here with my breasts exposed. But don't let that distract you from the fact the Bills are really trying hard this afternoon…




AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAH....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BillsNYC
March 12th, 2002, 6:22:51 PM
please do....
March 12th, 2002, 6:33:03 PM
Originally posted by BillsNYC
jimmy kimble

al mcguire

Al McGuire, The CBS sports Basketball anouncer, is dead.
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/news/ap/2001012

Still a big improvement over Art Wanderer, he's been dead for 5 years now but no one told him....
March 12th, 2002, 9:15:31 PM
Welcome to the boards Crinoline! Very funny!
Jeff1220
March 15th, 2002, 9:56:14 PM
How about Paul Maguire? Is that what you mean?