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shiva2999
November 21st, 2006, 12:24:36 PM
Ever done it?

In your office or someone else's?

After hours or during business hours?

With a co-worker, a customer or some other?

Do you think boffing during the work day is stealing from your employer?

Do you ever fantasize about co-workers and wonder what they look like naked or how kinky they are?

Have you ever had sex with your boss at the office?

Or an intern?

C'mon, spill it America!

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 12:33:43 PM
yes

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 12:36:39 PM
yes

slob

shiva2999
November 21st, 2006, 12:37:01 PM
yes

Was it spontaneous or something you planned?

Meathead
November 21st, 2006, 12:47:24 PM
does rubbing my testicles on the metal file cabinet count

pmoon6
November 21st, 2006, 12:52:34 PM
My wife and I had sex in the back of my delivery truck when we first got together. Does that count?

Carl J. Ironsides
November 21st, 2006, 12:52:47 PM
It only makes things awkward. Evidence? The Seinfeld episode when George ****s the cleaning lady in their office, then buys her a cheap cashmere sweater with a red dot on it. After, she learns he's a cheapskate, tells the boss what they did, and he gets fired.

BuffaloSoldier2
November 21st, 2006, 1:01:17 PM
does rubbing my testicles on the metal file cabinet count

Wait, you mean that isn't actually sex??? Guess, I'm a virgin then. :angel3:

gilchristfan
November 21st, 2006, 1:11:50 PM
Did it in the elevator of the Convention Towers after an Updowntown Party one night. That's where my office was when I was in Buffalo, so I think that counts.

It just wasn't during regular business hours.

GOPchick
November 21st, 2006, 1:50:54 PM
Shiva - I must say you pick the interesting topics!

г
November 21st, 2006, 1:54:45 PM
All of the above.

No, it's not stealing, it's a team-building excercise.

TRIPLE P
November 21st, 2006, 1:55:56 PM
I used to regularly have sex with the new waitresses and hostesses in the restaurant I worked in in college...... in the walk in, in the supply shed, in my car......nice.

I've had sex in one of our reps detached offices when I was "dating" his secretary......

I'm planning on doing it again with one of the new assistants....shes an intern....

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 2:06:50 PM
slob

Oh really now! Thinking about another co-worker makes me a slob? Well then I guess we are all slobs!

ticatfan3
November 21st, 2006, 2:07:04 PM
Have in my own business with some chicks that did not work for me.

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 2:10:06 PM
Ever done it?

In your office or someone else's?

After hours or during business hours?

With a co-worker, a customer or some other?

Do you think boffing during the work day is stealing from your employer?

Do you ever fantasize about co-workers and wonder what they look like naked or how kinky they are?

Have you ever had sex with your boss at the office?

Or an intern?

C'mon, spill it America!

Did you read the whole thing Sab? It's many choices....not just the screw part. Women are not ALL whores you know, but maybe you don't know, your 19. Take some advice some your older Rangers who have been grazing for a while.

shiva2999
November 21st, 2006, 2:16:29 PM
Did you read the whole thing Sab? It's many choices....not just the screw part. Women are not ALL whores you know, but maybe you don't know, your 19. Take some advice some your older Rangers who have been grazing for a while.

Women who are sexually adventurous are not whores.

There's nothing more fun than a woman that has a wild streak.

deconstruction
November 21st, 2006, 2:18:54 PM
Oh really now! Thinking about another co-worker makes me a slob? Well then I guess we are all slobs!

Agreed. It was unfair.

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 2:20:33 PM
Women who are sexually adventurous are not whores.

There's nothing more fun than a woman that has a wild streak.

Thank you :)

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 2:21:17 PM
Agreed. It was unfair.

Thank you! :)

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 2:45:07 PM
take a joke.... Im actually about to start a group project in my Interpersonal Communications Class about Relationships at Work, and indeed one of the questions goes like this

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 3:01:47 PM
Did you read the whole thing Sab? It's many choices....not just the screw part. Women are not ALL whores you know, but maybe you don't know, your 19. Take some advice some your older Rangers who have been grazing for a while.

and you anwered yes to all of them?

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 3:11:10 PM
Oh really now! Thinking about another co-worker makes me a slob? Well then I guess we are all slobs!

No, I answered "yes" to one of the choices. O.k., so it may have been confusing to both of us. I just didn't want you to think I was a slob.....that's how the gossip starts you know...................

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 3:11:42 PM
Nailed my one time fiancee in the recovery room at 3am (when it was closed of course) during a night shift. Lifted her nursing uniform up and did the dirty deed over a post-op gurney.

That was a trip.

shiva2999
November 21st, 2006, 3:12:33 PM
and you anwered yes to all of them?

Geez, even I couldn't say yes to all of them.

I never had sex with a customer or my boss.

Everything else though.

Sex in the office is great.

Lock the door, sweep all the crap off the desk, lift up her skirt and plunk her butt on the edge of the desk and you're good to go.

I LOVE women in business clothes.

They're way hot.

Especially if they wear nice lingerie underneath.

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 3:15:10 PM
Geez, even I couldn't say yes to all of them.

I never had sex with a customer or my boss.

Everything else though.

Sex in the office is great.

Lock the door, sweep all the crap off the desk, lift up her skirt and plunk her butt on the edge of the desk and you're good to go.

I LOVE women in business clothes.

They're way hot.

Especially if they wear nice lingerie underneath.



Shiv you make me shake! :ladyrangers:

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 3:17:13 PM
Shiv you make me shake! :ladyrangers:

looks like The Range has a well you know

shiva2999
November 21st, 2006, 3:26:56 PM
Shiv you make me shake! :ladyrangers:

It's that little whiff of danger that gives it spice.

You get moments like when you're right in the middle of going at it and you hear someone coming and you stop dead and hold your breath.

You clutch each other not moving, although you desperately want to move.

If they don't go away, you put your hand over her mouth and move really slowly, just enough to make her moan softly.

And when that person finally goes away, you just explode back into action.

It's the greatest.

shiva2999
November 21st, 2006, 3:34:45 PM
http://www.the-humor.com/fp_images/pix/office-sex.jpg

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 3:38:52 PM
http://www.the-humor.com/fp_images/pix/office-sex.jpg

:rofl:

My senior year in HS two freshman got caught doing it in the bathroom, a teacher could see them through the window

shiva2999
November 21st, 2006, 3:39:18 PM
http://files.myopera.com/Sabrina3363/albums/51447/thumbs/office_sex_2.jpg_thumb.jpg

dasaybz
November 21st, 2006, 3:41:09 PM
yes

That's hot.

Are you sexy?

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:02:53 PM
looks like The Range has a well you know


Spit it out kiddo. Whore? Tramp? Slut? Hooch? Slob? Have your choice, but I think this whole ugly tramp-whore-slut etc. thing was dealt with in another thread and I believe I was given my freedom and a nice bunch of flowers for being a lady with a healthy sexual appetite with saucey answers.....isn't that right T.O.? :)

TRIPLE P
November 21st, 2006, 4:05:21 PM
:rofl:

My senior year in HS two freshman got caught doing it in the bathroom, a teacher could see them through the window

We used to get BJ's in the library bathroom all the time in HS......

pmoon6
November 21st, 2006, 4:06:20 PM
It's that little whiff of danger that gives it spice.

You get moments like when you're right in the middle of going at it and you hear someone coming and you stop dead and hold your breath.

You clutch each other not moving, although you desperately want to move.

If they don't go away, you put your hand over her mouth and move really slowly, just enough to make her moan softly.

And when that person finally goes away, you just explode back into action.

It's the greatest.Is the Mile High Club even better?

shiva2999
November 21st, 2006, 4:10:57 PM
Is the Mile High Club even better?

The mile high club was a kick to join but as a sexual experience it's about a 7.

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:17:22 PM
Is the Mile High Club even better?



Knock-knock Sab? Hello Sab? How come you make no comments towards your boys? What they do is alright? Just wondering about the double standard.

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:19:04 PM
Spit it out kiddo. Whore? Tramp? Slut? Hooch? Slob? Have your choice, but I think this whole ugly tramp-whore-slut etc. thing was dealt with in another thread and I believe I was given my freedom and a nice bunch of flowers for being a lady with a healthy sexual appetite with saucey answers.....isn't that right T.O.? :)

No believe it or not, I have some class and won't call you a name like that, but stop acting like it and I won't have to refrence it! A little sexuality doesn't hurt, but you're pushing it. I know there's a a lot of horny losers online looking for some, which is downright pathetic, but don't give them something to wank off to at night.

C'mon Im 19, do you think Im a prude loser that doesn't like chicks? But I don't go for the whole slut/whore act, it's disgusting

pmoon6
November 21st, 2006, 4:20:51 PM
No believe it or not, I have some class and won't call you a name like that, but stop acting like it and I won't have to refrence it! A little sexuality doesn't hurt, but you're pushing it. I know there's a a lot of horny losers online looking for some, which is downright pathetic, but don't give them something to wank off to at night.

C'mon Im 19, do you think Im a prude loser that doesn't like chicks? But I don't go for the whole slut/whore act, it's disgustingLighten up, Francis.

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:21:44 PM
Knock-knock Sab? Hello Sab? How come you make no comments towards your boys? What they do is alright? Just wondering about the double standard.

they aren't acting

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:23:23 PM
No believe it or not, I have some class and won't call you a name like that, but stop acting like it and I won't have to refrence it! A little sexuality doesn't hurt, but you're pushing it. I know there's a a lot of horny losers online looking for some, which is downright pathetic, but don't give them something to wank off to at night.

C'mon Im 19, do you think Im a prude loser that doesn't like chicks? But I don't go for the whole slut/whore act, it's disgusting




Rangers alittle defense here please! Are you guy's offended by the way I banter with you? Or do you laugh at my answers and know it's all for fun 99.9% of the time? Do we have fun or not?:ladyrangers:

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:25:21 PM
Rangers alittle defense here please! Are you guy's offended by the way I banter with you? Or do you laugh at my answers and know it's all for fun 99.9% of the time? Do we have fun or not?:ladyrangers:

of course they'll come to the rescue, you give them something to beat it to every night

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:27:47 PM
of course they'll come to the rescue, you give them something to beat it to every night


Now that is pretty much disgusting and I know is not true.

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:28:55 PM
of course they'll come to the rescue, you give them something to beat it to every night


Prove him wrong boys............tell him your not beating it because of what I write.

pmoon6
November 21st, 2006, 4:29:02 PM
Rangers alittle defense here please! Are you guy's offended by the way I banter with you? Or do you laugh at my answers and know it's all for fun 99.9% of the time? Do we have fun or not?:ladyrangers:Not in the least. It's good to have a female perspective. Some people are just threatened by a strong woman so they call them names or use innuendo to try to silence them.

Cut Sabres some slack girl, he's just out of puberty.

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 4:30:38 PM
Spit it out kiddo. Whore? Tramp? Slut? Hooch? Slob? Have your choice, but I think this whole ugly tramp-whore-slut etc. thing was dealt with in another thread and I believe I was given my freedom and a nice bunch of flowers for being a lady with a healthy sexual appetite with saucey answers.....isn't that right T.O.? :)

I find your intelligence sexy as hell.

Now are you cute or a pig?

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:32:44 PM
I find your intelligence sexy as hell.

Now are you cute or a pig?

I'll go with cute for $400 Alec

pmoon6
November 21st, 2006, 4:34:09 PM
of course they'll come to the rescue, you give them something to beat it to every night I believe most of the guys here are either happily married or have a significant other.

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:34:09 PM
I'll go with cute for $400 Alec

prove it

shiva2999
November 21st, 2006, 4:34:18 PM
Rangers alittle defense here please! Are you guy's offended by the way I banter with you? Or do you laugh at my answers and know it's all for fun 99.9% of the time? Do we have fun or not?:ladyrangers:

Don't pay any attention to the kid.

most teenage boys have issues.

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 4:34:18 PM
I'll go with cute for $400 Alec

Uhh ohh. That's code for "400 lbs", right?

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:34:29 PM
I believe most of the guys here are either happily married or have a significant other.

and you would know how?

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:34:44 PM
Uhh ohh. That's code for "400 lbs", right?

:rofl:

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:36:19 PM
prove it



Sorry honey no flash photo's allowed.

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:38:55 PM
Sorry honey no flash photo's allowed.

then what Pete says stands...400 lbs

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:39:11 PM
Uhh ohh. That's code for "400 lbs", right?



Hellllo! Like I said in the other thread I weigh 118! I'm as cute as a pig? I'm cute but a REAL pig under the hay? (somehow I know you will like that answer)

pmoon6
November 21st, 2006, 4:39:30 PM
and you would know how?Because I've been on this board for 5 years and they have mentioned it in passing. You can return to your Playstation any time you want, Junior.

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 4:39:50 PM
Hellllo! Like I said in the other thread I weigh 118! I'm as cute as a pig? I'm cute but a REAL pig under the hay? (somehow I know you will like that answer)

:rofl:

OK, you earned a gift for that one.

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:43:29 PM
Because I've been on this board for 5 years and they have mentioned it in passing. You can return to your Playstation any time you want, Junior.

if you can't tell we're joking here..... don't have a hernia old man

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 4:45:10 PM
Ohh. Off topic for a minute. The correct answers for you nerd wannabees (so you too can become one and get hot office sex) for the two scientist pics in the nerd exam are Maxwell, and Newton.

Trust me. Women dig a guy with an expensive calculator and an addiction to Hot Pockets.

Isn't that right ladies?

gilchristfan
November 21st, 2006, 4:47:12 PM
No believe it or not, I have some class and won't call you a name like that, but stop acting like it and I won't have to refrence it! A little sexuality doesn't hurt, but you're pushing it. I know there's a a lot of horny losers online looking for some, which is downright pathetic, but don't give them something to wank off to at night.

C'mon Im 19, do you think Im a prude loser that doesn't like chicks? But I don't go for the whole slut/whore act, it's disgusting

Wow.

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:47:18 PM
then what Pete says stands...400 lbs

o.k, you got me. I'm really 562 and a half pounds with elephant calfs. I can eat a pound cake in under a minute. I also have man hands and wirey hairs growing from my chin. I can not send a photo because I think I'm sitting on the camera. Oh thank god you found me-please call Richard Simmons...well wait a second, forget that...I'm sitting on him too. :(

gilchristfan
November 21st, 2006, 4:50:02 PM
Ohh. Off topic for a minute. The correct answers for you nerd wannabees (so you too can become one and get hot office sex) for the two scientist pics in the nerd exam are Maxwell, and Newton.

Trust me. Women dig a guy with an expensive calculator and an addiction to Hot Pockets.

Isn't that right ladies?

ROFL!!!

Oh, I'm sorry, you were serious.

Yes Pete, women dig calculators. Pocket protectors give them an instant O.

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:51:54 PM
o.k, you got me. I'm really 562 and a half pounds with elephant calfs. I can eat a pound cake in under a minute. I also have man hands and wirey hairs growing from my chin. I can not send a photo because I think I'm sitting on the camera. Oh thank god you found me-please call Richard Simmons...well wait a second, forget that...I'm sitting on him too. :(

lol....ew

so I was thinking maybe this is you?

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:52:45 PM
Wow.

it's all good

shiva2999
November 21st, 2006, 4:53:06 PM
I had a perfectly nice little thread going here that was specifically designed to catch the ladies attention.

And what happened?

Someone called one lady a slob and the rest of us wankers.

Someone else asked her if she was a pig (a pig!) and insinuated she weighed 400 lb.

WTF do you guys want to ruin things for?

Does the thought of engaging in a little sophisticated banter with the opposite sex freak you guys out?

Get a clue.

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:56:00 PM
I had a perfectly nice little thread going here that was specifically designed to catch the ladies attention.

And what happened?

Someone called one lady a slob and the rest of us wankers.

Someone else asked her if she was a pig (a pig!) and insinuated she weighed 400 lb.

WTF do you guys want to ruin things for?

Does the thought of engaging in a little sophisticated banter with the opposite sex freak you guys out?

Get a clue.

shiva...chill, we're joking

gilchristfan
November 21st, 2006, 4:56:33 PM
Does the thought of engaging in a little sophisticated banter with the opposite sex freak you guys out?



Apparently. For some.

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 4:57:14 PM
Apparently. For some.

apprently you're both not getting it, Im joking

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 4:57:49 PM
Ohh. Off topic for a minute. The correct answers for you nerd wannabees (so you too can become one and get hot office sex) for the two scientist pics in the nerd exam are Maxwell, and Newton.

Trust me. Women dig a guy with an expensive calculator and an addiction to Hot Pockets.

Isn't that right ladies?

At the moment I think I'm the only female here so I guess I'll need to answer that one, huh? Expensive calculator and Hot Pockets you say........now is that Hot pockets as in the food? Because I would prefer the Hot Dog instead. Expensive calculator? I like a good handy man with the last tool

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 5:01:52 PM
I had a perfectly nice little thread going here that was specifically designed to catch the ladies attention.

And what happened?

Someone called one lady a slob and the rest of us wankers.

Someone else asked her if she was a pig (a pig!) and insinuated she weighed 400 lb.

WTF do you guys want to ruin things for?

Does the thought of engaging in a little sophisticated banter with the opposite sex freak you guys out?

Get a clue.


Don't sweat it Shiv. Really! I'm the only female on at the moment and I'm not offended. I can play back with the big boys, that's the fun, nothing really get's under my skin. Slob-400 pounds........I think I held my own. :)

gilchristfan
November 21st, 2006, 5:06:43 PM
Don't sweat it Shiv. Really! I'm the only female on at the moment and I'm not offended. I can play back with the big boys, that's the fun, nothing really get's under my skin. Slob-400 pounds........I think I held my own. :)

Held your own? You've got a 19 year old kid intimidated, and he doesn't even know what you look like. You're OK ducks.

Or..he's your younger brother and its freaking him out.

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 5:10:31 PM
Held your own? You've got a 19 year old kid intimidated, and he doesn't even know what you look like. You're OK ducks.

Or..he's your younger brother and its freaking him out.

Im intimidated? how so

gilchristfan
November 21st, 2006, 5:20:41 PM
.Im intimidated? how so

work on it

pmoon6
November 21st, 2006, 5:20:43 PM
if you can't tell we're joking here..... don't have a hernia old manEven with a hernia, I could still kick your ass into next week. You might have to call your daddy for some help.

Yeah, you sounded like you were joking.

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 5:22:25 PM
At the moment I think I'm the only female here so I guess I'll need to answer that one, huh? Expensive calculator and Hot Pockets you say........now is that Hot pockets as in the food? Because I would prefer the Hot Dog instead. Expensive calculator? I like a good handy man with the last tool

Well seeing that NWF gave me three viagara as Range gifts I think I can be ready in a minutes notice.

No..wait. Let me get a glass of water and give me 20 minutes, OK?

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 5:27:15 PM
Even with a hernia, I could still kick your ass into next week. You might have to call your daddy for some help.

Yeah, you sounded like you were joking.

whatever bud, don't forget to pick up your viagara from Rite Aid after work

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 5:27:16 PM
Held your own? You've got a 19 year old kid intimidated, and he doesn't even know what you look like. You're OK ducks.

Or..he's your younger brother and its freaking him out.

No. Don't say that. I didn't intimidate him, he's a nice guy just messing around. Come on now-no problems here. Well one problem, did you call me a duck?

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 5:28:47 PM
Well seeing that NWF gave me three viagara as Range gifts I think I can be ready in a minutes notice.

No..wait. Let me get a glass of water and give me 20 minutes, OK?



I'll give you 30 minutes Petey baby! :) lol

CoachC.
November 21st, 2006, 5:30:24 PM
Sex in the office......Ever done it?
Yep.

In your office or someone else's? Both

With a co-worker, a customer or some other? All of the above.

Do you ever fantasize about co-workers and wonder what they look like naked or how kinky they are? Of course. Only weird people don't.

Have you ever had sex with your boss at the office? No. I've never had a female boss in any "real" job.

gilchristfan
November 21st, 2006, 5:35:40 PM
No. Don't say that. I didn't intimidate him, he's a nice guy just messing around.

Take it as a compliment. He'll rebound from it.



Come on now-no problems here. Well one problem, did you call me a duck?

Ducks. A friendly term of endearment. Can be used by both sexes, toward both sexes.

A little outdated term, but then, so am I.

gilchristfan
November 21st, 2006, 5:38:31 PM
Yep.

Both

All of the above.

Of course. Only weird people don't.

No. I've never had a female boss in any "real" job.

Now wait a minute. You work at a high school.

You're conjuring up images of either some underage nympho or a cafeteria lady.

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 5:39:45 PM
I'll give you 30 minutes Petey baby! :) lol

Ready...

Wow. This stuff works quick. Wonder if it is because I crushed all three and snorted them?


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/35Pete/banana.gif

CoachC.
November 21st, 2006, 5:42:47 PM
Now wait a minute. You work at a high school.

You're conjuring up images of either some underage nympho or a cafeteria lady.

I've also worked at radio and TV stations.

Lots of cameras and recording devices there, by the way.

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 5:46:10 PM
I've also worked at radio and TV stations.

Lots of cameras and recording devices there, by the way.

Post the game film here Coach. Just be sure to fuzzy out your hairy butt. Nude guys kinda freak me a little.

gilchristfan
November 21st, 2006, 5:46:46 PM
I've also worked at radio and TV stations.

Lots of cameras and recording devices there, by the way.

Did you do a blonde news reader? You've got my respect.

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 5:54:17 PM
Post the game film here Coach. Just be sure to fuzzy out your hairy butt. Nude guys kinda freak me a little.

lol :) I know what you mean, I hate a fuzzy one too

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 5:57:15 PM
Take it as a compliment. He'll rebound from it.

[LEFT]

Ducks. A friendly term of endearment. Can be used by both sexes, toward both sexes.

A little outdated term, but then, so am I.

well your ducky too! That boys brings an end to Juli for the night. Although I am signing off, I will review each and every one of you in the a.m. and respond if your nasty to me..........so check your morning posts.

Good night everyone............................ XXXXXXXX OOOOOOO

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 6:34:54 PM
Never heard DUCK.

Everyone has heard MILF though, right?

Sabres244
November 21st, 2006, 6:38:22 PM
Never heard DUCK.

Everyone has heard MILF though, right?

MILF Hunter

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 6:46:11 PM
MILF Hunter

Seen it. Pretty good "documentary".

LOL

GOPchick
November 21st, 2006, 7:10:08 PM
Who created the term MILF???

I am not sure I like that term yet.

I have only had sex w/a coworker once, and it was a long time ago.

We did it in the sauna.

There I spilled my guts to America!

г
November 21st, 2006, 7:12:04 PM
The mile-high club is fun, but the cramped quarters aren't conducive to us tall folk...

markythebill
November 21st, 2006, 7:25:37 PM
I've had sex in the office loads of times, I just keep forgetting to take tissues with me, so have to wipe my hand up on the back of my manager's chair when he isn't looking. I've been suspended three times for that.

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 7:33:00 PM
I've had sex in the office loads of times, I just keep forgetting to take tissues with me, so have to wipe my hand up on the back of my manager's chair when he isn't looking. I've been suspended three times for that.

ROFLMAO!!!!

You horn dog you!!!

Ru
November 21st, 2006, 7:36:38 PM
There are 24 people in the office where I work, and I can honestly say that I have no desire to have sex with any of them.

г
November 21st, 2006, 7:38:04 PM
That's what happens when you work in a meat-packing plant

uppy
November 21st, 2006, 7:53:44 PM
I have never worked in an office....:(

Does having sex while deployed with your wife count ?

Wait.....I saw a donkie have sex with a woman in mexico ?

г
November 21st, 2006, 7:59:55 PM
Leave Pete out of this...

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 9:02:49 PM
ROFL!!!

Oh, I'm sorry, you were serious.

Yes Pete, women dig calculators. Pocket protectors give them an instant O.

I scored some HUGE points on that Nerd exam with the calculator question.

I use a pre-1990 RPN calculator.

This will fly well with a pollock admin that you are. RPN = Reverse POLISH Notation.

Regular calculator. 3 x 5 = 15.
RPN calculator 3 "enter", 5 "enter" "equals".

Trust me. It's much much faster than your regular calculator.

And charming and seductive to watch in action.

I once had my female math professor start fondling my chest in the middle of an exam once while watching me enter numbers that way.

I stepped out to use the "facilities", she followed and in no time my exam score went from a 96% to a 123%.

How's them apples?

dasaybz
November 21st, 2006, 9:54:19 PM
Hellllo! Like I said in the other thread I weigh 118! I'm as cute as a pig? I'm cute but a REAL pig under the hay? (somehow I know you will like that answer)

wow

I'd love to hear more about yourself

K-Gun
November 21st, 2006, 10:12:24 PM
The pizzeria I use to work at in HS was the shit. The owner was an old fat coke head, who didn't give a shit about the place and was never there. We used to drink as much beer as we wanted during and after work(his beer.) We'd smoke during and after work, amongst various other things.

There was a lot of sex in that place. It's where I lost the Big V.

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 10:13:56 PM
The pizzeria I use to work at in HS was the shit. The owner was an old fat coke head, who didn't give a shit about the place and was never there. We used to drink as much beer as we wanted during and after work(his beer.) We'd smoke during and after work, amongst various other things.

There was a lot of sex in that place. It's where I lost the Big V.

Wow dude. You worked in the pizzeria at age 30? LOL J/K

35Pete
November 21st, 2006, 10:15:16 PM
Ahh crap. I can't feel my toes again.

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 10:16:37 PM
wow

I'd love to hear more about yourself



36C

Julianna
November 21st, 2006, 10:17:45 PM
Ahh crap. I can't feel my toes again.

Are you alright Pete? Alittle rubby-rubby on the tootsies?

K-Gun
November 21st, 2006, 10:19:57 PM
Wow dude. You worked in the pizzeria at age 30? LOL J/K

I'm not 30 yet fooker. I lied about my age.

Julianna
November 22nd, 2006, 10:13:00 AM
I'm not 30 yet fooker. I lied about my age.



I love pizza :)

JLB
November 22nd, 2006, 11:58:06 AM
http://walter.kessinger.com/stale_thoughts/images/bush_turkey.jpg

This pardon thing is good for only one year.

Julianna
November 22nd, 2006, 12:03:36 PM
http://walter.kessinger.com/stale_thoughts/images/bush_turkey.jpg

This pardon thing is good for only one year.



Hey! That belongs in the Thanksgivng thread! :)

mighty peace warrior
November 22nd, 2006, 12:19:10 PM
if you have to tell everyone you are joking repeatedly, then you are probably just not funny

Julianna
November 22nd, 2006, 12:23:54 PM
if you have to tell everyone you are joking repeatedly, then you are probably just not funny



Are you talking to me? I hope not because it's too early plus the day before Thanksgiving not to mention I just put my boxing gloves away....and hey I'm not joking.

mighty peace warrior
November 22nd, 2006, 12:41:53 PM
Are you talking to me? I hope not because it's too early plus the day before Thanksgiving not to mention I just put my boxing gloves away....and hey I'm not joking.

no i was talking to the person who keeps telling us all he was joking.

i think you just dig the attention, and i actually do box

Julianna
November 22nd, 2006, 12:43:34 PM
no i was talking to the person who keeps telling us all he was joking.

i think you just dig the attention, and i actually do box



Who doesn't love the attention? I box as well.

dasaybz
November 22nd, 2006, 12:45:01 PM
36C

118 lbs, with 36C?

cmon, I don't buy it

Julianna
November 22nd, 2006, 12:47:47 PM
118 lbs, with 36C?

cmon, I don't buy it

you don't need to buy anything, it's the truth. Last year I weighed almost 150 pounds

dasaybz
November 22nd, 2006, 12:49:06 PM
you don't need to buy anything, it's the truth. Last year I weighed almost 150 pounds

Congrats on the weight loss. It's hard to do for many people.

Shit, 36C on a 118lb frame is perfect.

Julianna
November 22nd, 2006, 2:29:02 PM
Congrats on the weight loss. It's hard to do for many people.

Shit, 36C on a 118lb frame is perfect.


what can I say? My Mom had 3 busty broads

Julianna
November 22nd, 2006, 2:30:52 PM
P.S.- 7 1/2 shoe size just in case you were wondering. :)