For Hetrosexuals Only -- Anal Sex: How Common?

[SpikedLemonade]

My theory is that this is a generational thing in that women now are more likely to engage in this form of sexual activity than 20 years ago.

As such, perhaps I'm NOT asking often enough, butt other than half a dozen times with the ex-wife of a 12 & 1/2 year marriage and one year courtship, I have not been fortunate enough to be with women who were interested in this.

You guys that are in your 20's, are women into anal sex in your experience?

If you two ladies wish to comment with pointers, I'm sure you will find an appreciative crowd here that is all ears.

[TRIPLE P]

Have never been down that road.... i want to, but I don't want to.

Its like, I want to try it, but I also don't want shit on my dick.

Theres this girl I know who i used to **** in college who said that she'd let me if I wanted....next time I see her I might give it a go....

[Gibby]

never asked the lady to try it, partially for reasons mentioned in the second line of WXP's post.

[Gibby]

Mostly even.

[SpikedLemonade]

Have never been down that road.... i want to, but I don't want to.

Its like, I want to try it, but I also don't want shit on my dick.

Theres this girl I know who i used to **** in college who said that she'd let me if I wanted....next time I see her I might give it a go....

What kind of woman are you guys going out with that has shit in her ass?

Have her take a shower/bath first and NO you are unlikely to reach her lower intestine.

[K-Gun]

The first time I tried it, it was obviously her first time too, because she just started bawling like 2 minutes into it.

[Ru]

What kind of woman are you guys going out with that has shit in her ass?

Have her take a shower/bath first and NO you are unlikely to reach her lower intestine.

:rofl:

It is possible. I have a friend who got a "poopsicle" from a girl one time. In my experience though, it seems pretty unlikely and the girl should be aware that it may be a risk at any given time. Hopefully, she would close that road if it happens to be the case at that time.

[SpikedLemonade]

The first time I tried it, it was obviously her first time too, because she just started bawling like 2 minutes into it.

That's not good.

Use Vaseline rather than Vicks Vapour Rub next time.

[Ru]

The first time I tried it, it was obviously her first time too, because she just started bawling like 2 minutes into it.

Well, that sounds like a blast.

[K-Gun]

Well, that sounds like a blast.

Exactly, there was no joy in Mudville that day. (eww)

[K-Gun]

That's not good.

Use Vaseline rather than Vicks Vapour Rub next time.

Butt I thought they liked the tingly sensation?

[Gibby]

Exactly, there was no joy in Mudville that day. (eww)

I want to say something here, but I just can't

[deconstruction]

I want to say something here, but I just can't

Same. I "imagine" that the key is to help develop the interest. Its probably a matter of trust.

[SpikedLemonade]

Same. I "imagine" that the key is to help develop the interest. Its probably a matter of trust.


Of course and to go very slow after a lot of foreplay.

However, there are a lot of women who won't even let you touch them in that area in fear of liking it and it leading to more.

[Ru]

However, there are a lot of women who won't even let you touch them in that area in fear of liking it and it leading to more.

All girls are gonna like being touched in that area. There's more nerve endings there than in the vaginal area. A little ass play is one thing, full blown anal intercourse is another.

[SpikedLemonade]

All girls are gonna like being touched in that area. There's more nerve endings there than in the vaginal area. A little ass play is one thing, full blown anal intercourse is another.


OK, butt is it NOT a slippery slope that leads from one to the other?

[Ru]

OK, butt is it NOT a slippery slope that leads from one to the other?

With some patience, persistence, and the right girl, it probably could.

[deconstruction]

Slow and low, that is the tempo.

[Meathead]

i really dont prefer it but ive had a couple gfs that loved it so much we did it all the time. one of them would get really mad at me and start screaming f me in the a you bastard or ill kick your f'n ass. needless to say i heeded her warning

[Ru]

i really dont prefer it but ive had a couple gfs that loved it so much we did it all the time. one of them would get really mad at me and start screaming f me in the a you bastard or ill kick your f'n ass. needless to say i heeded her warning

She sounds like one you could take him to meet your mom.

[Meathead]

there was no joy in Mudville that day
thats just all wrong and hilarious at the same time

[SpikedLemonade]

She sounds like one you could take him to meet your mom.


Forgive me in advance for this Meathead -- Ru, you assume that it was NOT his mom.

[Meathead]

omg i cant believe you went there lol

matzo ball

[TRIPLE P]

What kind of woman are you guys going out with that has shit in her ass?

Have her take a shower/bath first and NO you are unlikely to reach her lower intestine.

I have NO CLUE how the process of shitting takes place, or where the shits is before its shat, or any of that.... never been my favorite subject.

I'll take your word for it..... thanks for putting my mind at ease... I will **** a girl in the ass next chance I get and offer a full report.

[Gibby]

thats just all wrong and hilarious at the same time

ditto.

[SpikedLemonade]

... I will **** a girl in the ass next chance I get and offer a full report.

Good, but please wash your dick before you start typing your report here.

[TRIPLE P]

Good, but please wash your dick before you start typing your report here.

why....i don't usually type with my dick.

[Meathead]

its tough to reach shangri-la from the back door too

[shiva2999]

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[SpikedLemonade]

For educational purpoes only...

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Thank you learned one.

Can you now provide us with your password to the site so that we may all learn more.

[shiva2999]

Thank you learned one.

Can you now provide us with your password to the site so that we may all learn more.

Don't need a password.

Plenty of clips for free to show you what you need to know..

[Gibby]

you shot these?

[Gibby]

Well shiva did you make these? You old horny goat. :D

[Victor7]

love the thread !!!

In my experience its very unlikely you'll get your johnson browned. You just need to time it. Try it a couple hours after she took a dump or after a shower and there's no way you get dity. I've tried it half a dozen times and came out clean each time. Oh and no matter what they say .......... they love it, trust me ;)

[SpikedLemonade]

love the thread !!!

In my experience its very unlikely you'll get your johnson browned. You just need to time it. Try it a couple hours after she took a dump or after a shower and there's no way you get dity. I've tried it half a dozen times and came out clean each time. Oh and no matter what they say .......... they love it, trust me ;)

Way to go Amigo!!!!

[г]

Man, when I was in high school, the Catholic girls I dated would only let you do anal, because of some kind of twisted logic that they were 'saving themselves' for marriage.

It's still good for a once and a while treat...it's hard work, though.

[SpikedLemonade]

Man, when I was in high school, the Catholic girls I dated would only let you do anal, because of some kind of twisted logic that they were 'saving themselves' for marriage.

It's still good for a once and a while treat...it's hard work, though.

GOD, I wish I went to your Catholic high school.

Only the Alter Boys had that attitude towards the priest at my high school.

[deconstruction]

Man, when I was in high school, the Catholic girls I dated would only let you do anal, because of some kind of twisted logic that they were 'saving themselves' for marriage.

It's still good for a once and a while treat...it's hard work, though.

Natch!

[coastal]

there's been better ass ****ing threads.

[jimmifli]

there's been better ass ****ing threads.
Agreed. We've never had an ass licking thread, though.

[coastal]

Agreed. We've never had an ass licking thread, though.

true.

[г]

GOD, I wish I went to your Catholic high school.

Only the Alter Boys had that attitude towards the priest at my high school.


**** no, I'm not Catholic! :D
I just used to date a lot of girls from Paul Dwyer Catholic HS in Oshawa.

[JoeMama]

Holy shit, I hate all of you.

Girls don't do any of the horrible things of which you morons speak.

They're made of unicorns, rainbows, & teddy bear smiles.

And their butts are only made for buttlove.

Not anything functional & practical.

[г]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtW34borYVg&NR

[JoeMama]

Agreed. We've never had an ass licking thread, though.

Which is a shock to me.

The ultimate pinnacle of all sexual relations is lesbian rimjobs.